Well the good news is I finally got the true story as to why he is so scared. Not really because of the boredom (that's only part,) but because the church that he went to as a kid was more adult based than anything else. He said there were like 200 old people for every child to the church and they had no real Sunday School, for anybody. They had no fellowship on any other day than Sunday, they never went anywhere, (except for the Seniors Bus Trip every year) and ther was no real outreach program.
Before you ask I already told him that to me that didn't really sound like any Baptist church I'd ever heard of, and that not all (not NEAR all) churches are that.... uh.... old.

You'll be happy to know that he is now actively seeking a church in his area, so if anyone lives near Sioux Falls tell me please.