- Dec 28, 2003
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While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside
restaurant for lunch.
After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their
trip.
When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the
table and she didn't miss them until they had been driving about twenty
minutes.
By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance
before they could find a place to turn around -- in order to return to
the restaurant to retrieve her glasses.
All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old
man.
He fussed and complained and scolded his wife relentlessly during the
entire return drive.
The more he chided her -- the more agitated he became.
He just wouldn't let up one minute.
To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant.
As the woman got out of the car and hurried inside to retrieve her
glasses, the old geezer yelled to her,"While you're in there, you might
as well get my hat and the credit card."
restaurant for lunch.
After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their
trip.
When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the
table and she didn't miss them until they had been driving about twenty
minutes.
By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance
before they could find a place to turn around -- in order to return to
the restaurant to retrieve her glasses.
All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old
man.
He fussed and complained and scolded his wife relentlessly during the
entire return drive.
The more he chided her -- the more agitated he became.
He just wouldn't let up one minute.
To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant.
As the woman got out of the car and hurried inside to retrieve her
glasses, the old geezer yelled to her,"While you're in there, you might
as well get my hat and the credit card."
