A man sees a sign advertising "Meet a Talking Dog - $20" and his curiosity gets the better of him.
When he arrives at the owner's house, he pays the twenty dollars and says, "All right, let's hear the dog talk."
The owner nods and asks the dog, "What's on top of the house?"
The dog replies, "Roof!"
"Good boy! And what is the texture of sandpaper?"
"Rough!"
"Okay... name something you would find on a tree."
"Bark!"
"Who's the greatest baseball player of all time?"
"Ruth!"
The owner looks up hopefully for a reaction, but the man is not impressed. "Figures," he scoffs, and storms out the door. Once he's gone, the dog thinks for a moment and says, "You know, maybe I should have said DiMaggio."
When he arrives at the owner's house, he pays the twenty dollars and says, "All right, let's hear the dog talk."
The owner nods and asks the dog, "What's on top of the house?"
The dog replies, "Roof!"
"Good boy! And what is the texture of sandpaper?"
"Rough!"
"Okay... name something you would find on a tree."
"Bark!"
"Who's the greatest baseball player of all time?"
"Ruth!"
The owner looks up hopefully for a reaction, but the man is not impressed. "Figures," he scoffs, and storms out the door. Once he's gone, the dog thinks for a moment and says, "You know, maybe I should have said DiMaggio."
