Q. Why did the Anglican cross the road?
A. To get to the middle.
Q. How many Anglicans does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Change? Change?! Don't say change! We don't change!
Q. How many Anglicans does it take to change a light bulb?
A. You can't change that light bulb my grandmother donated that light bulb and you change it over my dead body!
An Anglican minister called at a woman's home. He knocked several times and got impatient because he could hear her scurrying around inside. So he wrote a text on his card and left it in her mail box : Revelation 3:20 "Behold I stand at the door and knock, if any man hear my voice and open the door, I will come in." Next Sunday as she left the church she slipped him her card with Genesis 3:10 written on it. He rushed home to see what the text was. "I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked; and I hid myself."
Definition of "Anglican": A branch of Christianity that tends toward tolerance in matters of doctrine and theology, but will resist to the last man any attempt to introduce a new hymn.
A. To get to the middle.
Q. How many Anglicans does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Change? Change?! Don't say change! We don't change!
Q. How many Anglicans does it take to change a light bulb?
A. You can't change that light bulb my grandmother donated that light bulb and you change it over my dead body!
An Anglican minister called at a woman's home. He knocked several times and got impatient because he could hear her scurrying around inside. So he wrote a text on his card and left it in her mail box : Revelation 3:20 "Behold I stand at the door and knock, if any man hear my voice and open the door, I will come in." Next Sunday as she left the church she slipped him her card with Genesis 3:10 written on it. He rushed home to see what the text was. "I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked; and I hid myself."
Definition of "Anglican": A branch of Christianity that tends toward tolerance in matters of doctrine and theology, but will resist to the last man any attempt to introduce a new hymn.
