(OK, first, I apologize if I some of these jokes have already been posted by somebody else.)
One day a woman was cooking in her kitchen. Her 7 year old daughter wondered in and asked if she could help. "Well, you can get me the preserves from the pantry." the mother suggested. Now the little girl was afraid of the dark and there was no light in the pantry. Knowing that her daughter was afraid to go into the pantry by herself the mother said assuring "There's nothing to be afraid of honey. God has Angels to protect us and be with us no matter where we go. An angel will be with you in the pantry."
The little girl looked at her mother a bit puzzled "you mean an Angel is in the pantry?"
"That's right honey, now will you get me the preserves?"
"OK," the little girl agreed. She went to the pantry and opened the door just slightly and peaked her head in "Mr.. Angel, If you're in there would you hand me there preserves please?"
One day a woman was cooking in her kitchen. Her 7 year old daughter wondered in and asked if she could help. "Well, you can get me the preserves from the pantry." the mother suggested. Now the little girl was afraid of the dark and there was no light in the pantry. Knowing that her daughter was afraid to go into the pantry by herself the mother said assuring "There's nothing to be afraid of honey. God has Angels to protect us and be with us no matter where we go. An angel will be with you in the pantry."
The little girl looked at her mother a bit puzzled "you mean an Angel is in the pantry?"
"That's right honey, now will you get me the preserves?"
"OK," the little girl agreed. She went to the pantry and opened the door just slightly and peaked her head in "Mr.. Angel, If you're in there would you hand me there preserves please?"
