Advice from the Dog

[Ivy]

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. ​

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. ​

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. ​

You may need to stand on the lid. ​

4. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet; the cat is actually enjoying this. ​

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash and rinse'. ​

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. ​

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can and quickly lift both lids. ​

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom and run outside where he will dry himself off. ​

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean. ​

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Sincerely, ​

The Dog ​

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[Alive again]

yep

 

[michristke]

Don't be so ruff on the cat.

 

[Woman of Faith]

LOL! You go, Rover!

 

[Leader of the Banned]

Don't be so ruff on the cat.

 

[Torah]

Flaws that I have found in this method of cleaning my cat.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
This is deceiving to the cat and he will never trust you again. And in fact I have found that a cat never forgets and will hold a grudge for a very long time. And will seek revenge when you&#8217;re asleep.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
You may need to stand on the lid.
This is only good for the first time. The second time I tried this, the cat was wise, and when he saw that both lids were up. I still have the scares. Also where shoes when standing on the lid. A cats arms are very skinny, [there fur hides this fact]
And there is a very small gap between the bowl and the bottom lid.

4. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet; the cat is actually enjoying this.
I am not sure if this is true. I did not know a cat could make the sounds I was hearing.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash and rinse'.
Warning: do not use the 'power-wash and rinse' if your cat is small or a kitten.
I had to go get another cat after using the 'power-wash and rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
A very important point that you forgot to mention here. Make sure the &#8220;Bathroom&#8221; door is open also. [I did not know a cat could clime a wall, As well as a person.]

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can and quickly lift both lids.
I strongly suggest that a rope be rig to the toilet lid, so you can open the lid from another room. Because if the cat is too self-agitated he will clime the wall to get to me [you] hanging from the light.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom and run outside where he will dry himself off.
This is very true, my cat did rocket outside. And never come back.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Warning; never try this on a dog. A dog can push a toilet lid open [even with me standing on it] and he won&#8217;t want to leave the house.

 

[OrangeHope]

LOL!!!!!!! Loved it!

My moms cat is so mean...once a few years ago my mom found a sick kitten and brought it home till she was able to get it to a shelter...when an hour later the cat came home so my mom put the kitten out on the porch and closed the glass door so they can meet that way and see how the cat reacts, WELL...the cat wasn;t happy at all and tried to attack the kitten through the glass LOL.
The kitten was with us for almost a week and everytime the cat hist at her. then one morning my mom comes down strairs getting ready for work and she get her purse ready to walk out of the door when she feels her purse is leaking....yes....the cat peed in her purse LOL my mom was so mad she called up all her friends telling them what happen (needless to say every one was cracking up!) and said "Don't you ever tell me cats are stupid, she knew exactly what she was doing!"

I'll never forget that....

 

[Torah]

OrangeHope your mom’s cat definitely needed a toilet bowl washing. lol



Cats are vindictive; Many years ago I had a room mate who had a cat. This cat knocked a loaf of bread off the top of the refrigerator one night. My room mate took a rolled up newspaper and swats the cat for doing this. The next morning the loaf of bread was on the floor and was in shreds.

Another time a friend asked my wife and me, to watch her Siamese cat for a weekend. When she left this cat went nuts attacking us and making the most gosh offal sound you ever hared. I got the cat into the bathroom and that is where it stayed for the two days [with food & water]. When our friend shows up and we tell her how the cat acted she says “O-my poor baby missed me!”

That cat from hell missed her all right, When I opened that bathroom door the cat ran right to our friend and started to attack her. It climbed up her leg, bit her on the shoulder, and scratched her arms hands and face. I had to put a blanket around the cat in order to get it off her.
Cats are vindictive!

 

[Paisley]

OrangeHope your mom’s cat definitely needed a toilet bowl washing. lol



Cats are vindictive; Many years ago I had a room mate who had a cat. This cat knocked a loaf of bread off the top of the refrigerator one night. My room mate took a rolled up newspaper and swats the cat for doing this. The next morning the loaf of bread was on the floor and was in shreds.

Another time a friend asked my wife and me, to watch her Siamese cat for a weekend. When she left this cat went nuts attacking us and making the most gosh offal sound you ever hared. I got the cat into the bathroom and that is where it stayed for the two days [with food & water]. When our friend shows up and we tell her how the cat acted she says “O-my poor baby missed me!”

That cat from hell missed her all right, When I opened that bathroom door the cat ran right to our friend and started to attack her. It climbed up her leg, bit her on the shoulder, and scratched her arms hands and face. I had to put a blanket around the cat in order to get it off her.
Cats are vindictive!

Not all cats are that way. I'm sure a few are, though.

 

[BloodStained]

wow i love that, mainly cuz I cant stand cats, that was awsome.

 

[H2Row]

I'm sure our dog would love this to happen to our (many) cats.

 

[KittenSmile89]

 

[PatrickofDetroit]

lol