Adventures of a Wayward Duck - Fun Thread

[DivineFiliation]

Say only five words, then the next person continues the thought using five words. Then it turns into a little story that makes no sense but it can be fun. Here is where we left off from the pub:

I took my pet duck...
shopping for a new bill...
when all of a sudden...
a cat bit him and...
she slipps on a pebble...

 

[Cat59]

and fell into a big...

 

[ukok]

vat of sticky toffee pudding

 

[DivineFiliation]

and nearly drowned until a

 

[ukok]

floating sultana passed her by

 

[DivineFiliation]

so she grabbed the sultana



***what's a sultana, btw?

 

[ukok]

and drifted to the land




...a dried fruit used in cakes or eaten raw.

 

[DivineFiliation]

There she met a monkey

 

[PeterPaul]

who tied his hands with

 

[ukok]

gold lame and purple spandex

 

[KennySe]

Adventures of a Wayward Duck
The story thus far.

I took my pet duck...
shopping for a new bill...
when all of a sudden...
a cat bit him and... (male duck)
she slipps on a pebble... (duck becomes female because of magic pebble?]
and fell into a big...
vat of sticky toffee pudding...
and nearly drowned until a...
floating sultana* passed her by... (*a dried fruit used in cakes or eaten raw)
so she grabbed the sultana...
and drifted to the land.

There she met a monkey...
who tied his* hands with... (The duck is female, so the monkey has tied his own hands)
gold lame and purple spandex...
which matched his trousers and ...

 

[ukok]

she sang a love ballad

 

[ukok]

but it was soooo seventies!

 

[Miss Shelby]

She really blew my mind

 

[KennySe]

Adventures of a Wayward Duck
The story thus far.

I took my pet duck...
shopping for a new bill...
when all of a sudden...
a cat bit him and... (male duck)
she slipps on a pebble... (duck becomes female because of magic pebble?]
and fell into a big...
vat of sticky toffee pudding...
and nearly drowned until a...
floating sultana* passed her by... (*a dried fruit used in cakes or eaten raw)
so she grabbed the sultana...
and drifted to the land.

There she met a monkey...
who tied his* hands with... (The duck is female, so the monkey has tied his own hands)
gold lame and purple spandex...
which matched his trousers and ...
she sang a love ballad
but it was soooo seventies!

(She really blew my mind).

The monkey said to her...

 

[ukok]

hey, baby, let's make music...

 

[KennySe]

and form a band like...

 

[Miss Shelby]

together quacking to the tune

 

[ukok]

sonny and Cher, er...maybe

 

[Aaron-Aggie]

then the duck decied to go to adoration