Adopt A Pet

[_sunshinegirl]

There is a Spider up for adoption is the adoption center for 850 blessings.
I will give the first person who responds to this post 1,000 blessings to adopt this spider. The extra 150 can be used for food.

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[reformedfan]

someone adopt it quick! It is in danger of being euthanized due to overcrowding!

 

[bellantara]

Good morning, Sunshinegirl! I'd like to adopt the spider, please!

 

[alabaster jar]

Spiders make GREAT pets!! Tip: mine loves milk!

 

[reformedfan]

Good morning, Sunshinegirl! I'd like to adopt the spider, please!

Fill out these forms in triplicate, get a witness to vouch for your adopting aptness- it can't be a relative- and as soon as you comply with the adoption center's home visit & interrogation, you are free to carry home your spider, as long as you put them securely in a car seat.

 

[bellantara]

 

[RedTulipMom]

bellantr...tip on spiders..they can eat vegetarian food!!!

Sunshine_girl is the one who gave me the blessings to adopt my spider way back when too! she's a sweetie!

 

[reformedfan]

Sunshine_girl is the one who gave me the blessings to adopt my spider way back when too! she's a sweetie!

that is cool, I hope she doesn't give me the blessings, I'm kinda clumsy. I accidentally shot the only example of Squiirellus Carivorus just now in random thread of randomness. If I had a creeepy spider hanging out next to my little assassin, I just might forget his costly cost & squish hiim to death on accident.

*reformedfan sees spider*

EEEEEEK!

*squish*

Uh- oh.

Why are spiders so expensive?

Do they molt & shed skins of pure gold?

Will they save your life in a fire by biting you till you wake up?

can they be trained to potty in a litterbox?

 

[_sunshinegirl]

Wow this thread has gone CRAZY!

Bellentara -> I hope you enjoy your new pet!

KarenMarie -> That you for the kind words and character reference.

reformed fan -> **SUPRISE** Enjoy! Pets are normally 1,000 each regardless of 'what' they are (ie spider, cat, dog). However when someone adopts a pet, they are listed at the price the previous owners wants to collect on them.

 

[reformedfan]

reformed fan -> Pets are normally 1,000 each regardless of 'what' they are (ie spider, cat, dog). However when someone adopts a pet, they are listed at the price the previous owners wants to collect on them.

Oh! Thanx, I never checked before.

Not only are you generous, you are frugal

 

[bellantara]

Thanks Sunshinegirl!

 

[RedTulipMom]

OH my goodness!! its tyla!!! hi tyla!! this is her third home in the last two weeks!! poor tyla!! i sure hope you keep her for awhile bellantra..she is sebastians friend!!!

 

[reformedfan]

OH my goodness!! its tyla!!! hi tyla!! this is her third home in the last two weeks!! poor tyla!! i sure hope you keep her for awhile bellantra..she is sebastians friend!!!

*Spider Protective Services kicks in the door to the thread, shushes karenmarie*

Tyla is not VERY venomous, here is her muzzle, keep an eye on her & call poison control for advice if she looks at you funny.

Above all things, hang on to her!

 

[_sunshinegirl]

Oh! Thanx, I never checked before.

Not only are you generous, you are frugal

What does frugal mean?!
LOL

 

[_sunshinegirl]

OH my goodness!! its tyla!!! hi tyla!! this is her third home in the last two weeks!! poor tyla!! i sure hope you keep her for awhile bellantra..she is sebastians friend!!!

I think the problem is that most people don't realize at first how much the pets eat.

 

[reformedfan]

yes, especially spiders.

Spiders eat 140 times their weight in bugs and small children, rightly earning them the title, "living organism that eats 140 times their weight in bugs"

 

[Lilli]

I think the problem is that most people don't realize at first how much the pets eat.

Yes, I was surprised at how much my turtle eats! I think he's got a hollow shell.