Aaron's Weird Works

[SoccerAaron]

Fuzzy Pickles

Fuzzy Pickles shining bright
Fuzzy Pickles I eat tonight.
Fuzzy Pickles are nasty right?
But they make you really light!

 

[SoccerAaron]

Green Cheese

Green Cheese, Green Cheese.
Begging to be eaten.
Crying out "Please", "Please".
Not wanting a beating.
Now someone comes along.
It tries to get him to look at him.
But the person is singing a song.
So alas he must try again.
Finally a liitle boy.
He seems a little weird.
Picks it up like a delicate toy.
Eats it, and says, "tastes queer."

 

[DrummerGirl]

I want green spaggeti
not black pink or blue
if i dont get green spagetti
ill pull out my kung foo

.... o yeah how cool am i

 

[life_boy]

Happy are the telemarketers of the world,
They know just what they want.
Happy are those little people,
They're always on the hunt.

Best boots for the other lover,
Queen of ambrosia, intoxication.
Yes, I will plead for your life.
Don't take this one for granted.

 

[Vixen Evenstar]

weird...

There once was a man from Peru
Who stepped on some gum with his shoe
he was not so merry
but the flavor was berry
so he took it and started to chew

 

[DrummerGirl]

ROFL VIXEN

 

[life_boy]

Ostrich breathe,
Everything's getting lighter now.
Before it was here, there was this little puzzle with your name on it.

It was great.
I loved it.

 

[Vixen Evenstar]

there once was a boy from France
who claimed that he could breakdance
he tried to headspin
and his mother saw him
and she tanned the back of his pants!

 

[SoccerAaron]

I'm going to post all of the ones I did while I was gone...


Pooper Scooper

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Mans proudest moment.
The Invention of the Pooper Scooper.
For there was poop on anything, including cement.
Picked up the poop of the pooper.

Might get smelly after awhile.
So you'd hafta wash it.
Lotsa work getting poop in one pile.
You'd do it bit by bit.
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[SoccerAaron]

Coke "Stinks"

Coke is a Joke

It's a disgrace to pop
It must be stopped

Tastes worse than pee
It sickens me

"It's the best soda"
That's a load of...

 

[SoccerAaron]

David Blaine

David Blaine
is insane

Freezes his guts
Freezes his butt

Stands on a pole
Eats tadpoles

Cuts off his ear
Makes old ladies scream
"Oh dear!"

Stays in a box
with a lock

over the Thames
He's insane.

 

[SoccerAaron]

Roadkill and Coke

A skunk just got ran over
So now you smell stench

Run over two more times
Now your nose you pinch

Grab a shovel
and some Coke

First you shovel the corpse
then you pour Coke on the remains

Now the road is better
But drinking something
used for such
is simply insane

That is why pepsi is the best
and coke simply sucks

Pepsi is the best everywehere
including the west
And coke isn't fit for even ducks

 

[SoccerAaron]

Lightswitch of Gum

The lightswitch is made of gum
I know because
I touched it with my thumb

Some might say yucky
Other homesapiens might think eew
But it's loved by my ducky
And David Blaine loves it too

Lightswitches made of gum
are the latest fad
If you hate it you are dumb
and really really bad

So if you don't like it
Don't be bad
Get Glad!
Gladware!

 

[SoccerAaron]

Ghetto Rockets

rockets are like
dem pears
bust in da air
shatters in yo hair

when yo press launch
break yo nail
then it hail
scream and wail

crazy aunt lucy
stole da rocket gin'
what a sin
and stole my pen

musta been high
oh my
made momma cry
now she must die

 

[SoccerAaron]

Puke, Ralph, Vomit

rode a comet
made me vomit

ralphed in the car
tasted 4-star

Puked on you
you said it's spew
after shock, said
"ewww"

looks so fine
I wish it all was mine

need more
gotta go
to a puke store