A to Z: Stupid Names for a Cat

Unofficial Reverand Alex · Jun 12, 2020

A completely ridiculous word game! Pretend that I'm about to get a cat, and I need your help to offer me the stupidest possible name for him/her!

For those of you who may be unaware, and A to Z word game works by following the letters of the alphabet. For example: The first response may be Asparagus, because it starts with A, and who in their right mind would name a cat Asparagus???? Then the second user would use a word that starts with B; such as Butterbutterbutter! Then the next wacko would say Carp, then the next, Ding-Dong the Dung Beatle, and so on.

Get it? Then let's go!!!!

OldWiseGuy · Jun 12, 2020

I would name my cat Ebenezzer, "Ebenezzer the Cat". ( I would have named it simply "Cat", but C was taken.)

eleos1954 · Jun 12, 2020

I would name my cat Fart ... but probably then nickname him stinky ;o)

DaisyDay · Jun 12, 2020

Geranium - too long and flowery.

eleos1954 said:
I would name my cart Fart ... but probably then nickname him stinky ;o)

My dog's nickname is Fartypants, one of her many nicknames.

PloverWing · Jun 12, 2020

H is for Hieronymus Higgenbotham the Himalayan.

Unofficial Reverand Alex · Jun 12, 2020

PloverWing said:
H is for Hieronymus Higgenbotham the Himalayan.

I LOVE IT!!!!!

I don't even know what that first word means, but I love it!!

I suppose I'll pick up with I (who really cares about starting on A, anyway?).

My cat shall henceforth be named...Icing Island

(Whether you read that as a hockey penalty or as cake topping is irrelevant; it's a pretty stupid name either way!)

My God continue to bless us all, through good humor & strange conversations!

Richard T · Jun 13, 2020

Sorry for being out of order. I have a cat whose name is mailman. It is a bit weird calling for him, a couple of times I did this as the post office mailman arrived. The vets remember him though. He is now 20 years old now and I estimate he has gone in and out of the house at least 30,000 times. We have a neighborhood cat that looks like a cow. I call him the milkman.

Lost4words · Jun 13, 2020

Just refuse to let any cat into your life. You will regret it!

Dogs are so much more intwellegwent.

Unofficial Reverand Alex · Jun 13, 2020

Lost4words said:
Just refuse to let any cat into your life. You will regret it!

Dogs are so much more intwellegwent.

BLASPHEMY!!!!! Cats are the superior species!!! Retract your statements now!!!!!!

Lost4words · Jun 13, 2020

Unofficial Reverand Alex said:
BLASPHEMY!!!!! Cats are the superior species!!! Retract your statements now!!!!!!

Woooooof!

ChristianGirl_96 · Jun 13, 2020

Christmas

Lost4words · Jun 13, 2020

ChristianGirl_96 said:
Christmas

Talking about Christmas. In our house we dont have a stuffed turkey, no. We have a stuffed cat! ...Woof!

mmksparbud · Jun 13, 2020

We had a beautiful furball that we named---Doggie. We had wanted a dog, but the landlord didn't allow any pets---however, a cat we could hide---shortly afterwards, the landlords had a little Shiatzu and pretty soon everybody had a pet!

OOOPPSS!! Out of order---sorry!

Lost4words said:
Talking about Christmas. In our house we dont have a stuffed turkey, no. We have a stuffed cat! ...Woof!

Watch it shortstuff---I'll stuff you!!---Meow! Noses that are low down to the ground, like yours, were made to get shredded by long, very sharp claws!!

Lost4words · Jun 13, 2020

mmksparbud said:
We had a beautiful furball that we named---Doggie. We had wanted a dog, but the landlord didn't allow any pets---however, a cat we could hide---shortly afterwards, the landlords had a little Shiatzu and pretty soon everybody had a pet!

OOOPPSS!! Out of order---sorry!

Watch it shortstuff---I'll stuff you!!---Meow! Noses that are low down to the ground, like yours, were made to get shredded by long, very sharp claws!!

Yikes!

mmksparbud · Jun 13, 2020

Lost4words said:
Yikes!

Be afraid---be very afraid!---RUN You little squirt!!

Lost4words · Jun 13, 2020

mmksparbud said:
Be afraid---be very afraid!---RUN You little squirt!!

Squirt! Thats not nice! I am reporting you for cruelty!

mmksparbud · Jun 13, 2020

Lost4words said:
Squirt! Thats not nice! I am reporting you for cruelty!

PHHHFFFFFT!

Unofficial Reverand Alex · Jun 13, 2020

I think I can find middle ground between the wonderful cat people & the losers who like dogs better with these beautiful portraits of a fat orange cat spliced into famous paintings:

If you've been on these forms for a few years, you may recognize this one as an old profile photo of mine:

Just look up "Fat cat art" for more insanity!

Keep having fun, it's what this thread is all about!. And if it helps us have life to the fullest, then in a wonderful sort of way, we are fulfilling Jesus' commands!

Quid est Veritas? · Jun 17, 2020

Imbroglio

? I is next, isn't it?

Unofficial Reverand Alex · Jun 17, 2020

Quid est Veritas? said:
? I is next, isn't it?

Close enough!

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