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a Texan joins a church

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This one is for Texans and former Texans. I don't think anyone else would understand ...





An old Texan went to the local church
and asked to join. The preacher said,
'OK, but you have to pass a small Bible
test first.'

The first Question is 'Where was Jesus born?' The man answered ,'Longview.'
The preacher said. 'Sorry...you can't join our church.'

Soooooo....he went to another church and asked to join. The preacher said,
'We would love to have you, but you have to pass a Bible test first. Where was
Jesus born?' The man said. 'Tyler.' The preacher said, 'Sorry...you can't join
our church.'

Soooo....he goes to another church and asks, to join.


The preacher said, 'That's great; we welcome you with open arms.'

The man said, 'I don't have to pass no Bible test first?' The preacher
said, 'No.'

The man said, 'Can I ask you a question?'


The preacher said, 'Sure.'

The man said, 'Where was Jesus born ?'

The preacher said, 'Palestine.'

The man mumbled to himself , 'I knew it was in East Texas somewhere.'