A Roman walks into a bar…

[Vesper_Jaye✝️]

I’m bored so I’m posting another joke:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says to the bartender, “Gimme five beers”

 

[ewq1938]

I’m bored so I’m posting another joke:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says to the bartender, “Gimme five beers”

I think he would actually say, "Δώσε μου πέντε μπύρες"

 

[Vesper_Jaye✝️]

I think he would actually say, "Δώσε μου πέντε μπύρες"

Is that Latin?

 

[Presbyterian Continuist]

I’m bored so I’m posting another joke:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says to the bartender, “Gimme five beers”

Hiyuk! Hiyuk! cough, cough...

 

[Presbyterian Continuist]

Winston Churchill walked into a bar holding up two fingers. The bartender told him, "I think you lost your cigar somewhere outside!"

 

[ewq1938]

Is that Latin?

Greek.

 

[Michie]

 

[Vesper_Jaye✝️]

Greek.

Ohhh that makes more sense. I should have realized that Latin didn’t look like that. I didn’t know Romans spoke Greek.

 

[Presbyterian Continuist]

What did the frog say when the pond started to dry out?
"Needeep! Needeep! Needeep!

Someone gave the frog a book and it said:
"Redit! Redit! Redit!

 

[Presbyterian Continuist]

Noah was no good at poker.

He kept standing on the deck!

 

[Michie]

Ouch.

 

[Presbyterian Continuist]

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Ouch.

I was going to write that joke but you got in first!

 

[Norbert L]

Speaking of Roman soldiers.

During an interview one actor was asked about what it was like shooting on location in Rome. He said getting dressed for the part was a hassle so when they were given a short break they went directly to a nearby bar in their soldier costumes. They walked in and the bar tender couldn't help but stare at them. So one of the actors replied, "What??? Don't you serve enlisted men?"

 

[OldWiseGuy]

A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says to him,
"Hey, why the long face?"

 

[Vesper_Jaye✝️]

The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

 

[OldWiseGuy]

A grasshopper walks into a bar.

Bartender: "Did you know they named a drink after you?"
Grasshopper: " Really? A "Larry"?

 

[OldWiseGuy]

Lady Astor to Winston Churchill: "You're drunk!"

Winston Churchill to Lady Astor: "And you are ugly!
But the difference is that tomorrow I will be sober."

 

[OldWiseGuy]

The Pig

It was an evening in November,
As I very well remember,
I was strolling down the street in drunken pride,
But my knees were all a-flutter,
And I landed in the gutter
And a pig came up and lay down by my side.

Yes, I lay there in the gutter
Thinking thoughts I could not utter,
When a damsel passing by did softly say
‘You can tell a man who boozes
By the company he chooses’—
And the pig got up and slowly walked away.

 

[Sketcher]

A Roman walked into a bar. It knocked him on his rear.

 

[Sabertooth]

A skeleton walks into a bar.
What'll you have?
Gimme a beer,...
...and a mop!

(I guess he didn't have the stomach for it...)