- Jan 14, 2006
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A Rabbi passed away and found himself standing before the gates of heaven.
The official at the front desk searched through his ledger and, finding the Rabbi's name asked him to take a seat since there were some technical matters that had to be resolved concerning his admission.
The Rabbi's curiosity and frustration grew when a completely unimpressive looking individual arrived, and was granted immediate entrance. Unable to contain himself the Rabbi rose to his feet, stormed to the desk and demanded, "Who is he?"
"He" the official politely replied, "is a bus driver". "And why does a bus driver go in right away while a Rabbi has to wait?" "Well Rabbi" said the official, "When you preached the people slept. But when he drove, ----oh how they prayed".
The official at the front desk searched through his ledger and, finding the Rabbi's name asked him to take a seat since there were some technical matters that had to be resolved concerning his admission.
The Rabbi's curiosity and frustration grew when a completely unimpressive looking individual arrived, and was granted immediate entrance. Unable to contain himself the Rabbi rose to his feet, stormed to the desk and demanded, "Who is he?"
"He" the official politely replied, "is a bus driver". "And why does a bus driver go in right away while a Rabbi has to wait?" "Well Rabbi" said the official, "When you preached the people slept. But when he drove, ----oh how they prayed".
