A new song...just for giggles.

[elephanticity]

We've Common Ancestry

With Actions!
To the tune of "Great Big Gobs of Greasy, Grimy Gopher Guts"

I may never swing through the tropic trees,
Swim in Antarctic seas,
Make honey with the bees.
I may never be as green as garden peas,
But we've common ancestry. Yes, sir!

Oh, we've common ancestry. Yes, sir!
We've common ancestry. Yes, sir!

I may never groom another chimpanzee,
Run with the wildebeasts,
Fly south with honking geese.
I may never suck blood with fellow fleas,
But we've common ancestry. Yes, sir!

Oh, we've common ancestry. Yes, sir!
We've common ancestry. Yes, sir!

I may never work someplace in zero gees,
Do neurosurgery,
Or collect a lawyer's fees.
I may never tickle fancy ivory keys,
But we've common ancestry. Yes, sir!

Oh, we've common ancestry. Yes, sir!
We've common ancestry. Yes, sir!

Actions:
"swing" - brachiate
"swim" - dog paddle
"common ancestry" - Join hands until the next verse
"fly south" - flap hands
"suck blood" - flick a small flea off your arm
"fees" - rub thumb against fingers
"ivory" - play air piano

 

[LouisBooth]

Hmm..I wonder if evolutionists would be as gracias about this as we are..what do ya think?

 

[elephanticity]

Originally posted by LouisBooth
Hmm..I wonder if evolutionists would be as gracias about this as we are..what do ya think?

Gracious? Dunno. Most of the ones here aren't as nihlistically militant as some others i've seen. Give it a whirl...

 

[LouisBooth]

Really? I would say most of them are..guess its all a matter of perspective huh? na..I'd prefer not to step into the line of fire at this time on this subject thanks

 

[seebs]

Originally posted by LouisBooth
Hmm..I wonder if evolutionists would be as gracias about this as we are..what do ya think?

I have never in my life met someone who accepts the theory of evolution who wouldn't laugh at that - unless we count people who don't speak English.