A little laugh for the Baptist :]

[Southernscotty]

I just heard where a 8 year old boy wrote on his Sunday School lesson that "John was in the wilderness crying because he was a Baptist".
LOL.. Out of the mouths of babes. :]

 

[Light of the East]

Probably because he couldn't drink wine as a Baptist.

I had a friend who converted from Fundamentalist Anabaptistry to the Presbyterian Church many years ago. One day, after working long and hard on a repair job we were doing, we went down to the local Pizza Hut and ordered a pizza and a mug of beer. When the beer came, my buddy poured himself a large glass, and with a twinkle in his eye, proceeded to announce:

"Thank God I'm not a Baptist anymore"

Then took a long, happy swallow!

I thought that rather funny.

 

[princesstatyanna]

I just heard where a 8 year old boy wrote on his Sunday School lesson that "John was in the wilderness crying because he was a Baptist".
LOL.. Out of the mouths of babes. :]

lol funny

 

[twin1954]

Probably because he couldn't drink wine as a Baptist.

I had a friend who converted from Fundamentalist Anabaptistry to the Presbyterian Church many years ago. One day, after working long and hard on a repair job we were doing, we went down to the local Pizza Hut and ordered a pizza and a mug of beer. When the beer came, my buddy poured himself a large glass, and with a twinkle in his eye, proceeded to announce:

"Thank God I'm not a Baptist anymore"

Then took a long, happy swallow!

I thought that rather funny.

Yeah that is the difference between a Presbyterian and a Baptist. The Presbyteries will greet each other in the liquor store.