Or is it really???
Some of you may have already heard this one. I thought it worth sharing anyway.
An atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians, Jews, and observances of their holy days.
The argument was - it is unfair that atheists had no such recognized day(s). The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passoniate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, 'Case Dismissed'.
The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, 'Your Honor how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter, and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Chanukah. Yet my client and all other athiests have no such holidays'.
The judge leaned forward in his chair saying 'But you do. Your client counsel, is woefully ignorant'. The lawyer said, 'Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists'. The judge said, 'The calander says April first is April Fools Day'. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God '. Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April first is his day, Court is dismissed'.
Some of you may have already heard this one. I thought it worth sharing anyway.
An atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians, Jews, and observances of their holy days.
The argument was - it is unfair that atheists had no such recognized day(s). The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passoniate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, 'Case Dismissed'.
The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, 'Your Honor how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter, and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Chanukah. Yet my client and all other athiests have no such holidays'.
The judge leaned forward in his chair saying 'But you do. Your client counsel, is woefully ignorant'. The lawyer said, 'Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists'. The judge said, 'The calander says April first is April Fools Day'. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God '. Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April first is his day, Court is dismissed'.
