A List of Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery:

[bill'swife]

• Oops!
• Has anyone seen my watch?
• Come back with that! Bad Dog!
• Wait a minute. If this is his spleen, then what's that?
• Hand me that ... uh ... that uh ... thingy
• There go the lights again ...
• Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
• Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
• What do you mean, he's not insured?
• FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

 

[Phil413]

lol

 

[notanordinarygirl]

Bwahaha!!! That would be so wickedly cool if that happened!!! xD

 

[SuperBee]

Where am I suppose to connect the postitive and negative terminals?

 

[shakingthedustoffmyfeet]

What? The storm is headed in this direction?

 

[SuperBee]

Dr. Nick: Hiya everybody!
Everybody: Hiya Dr. Nick!

(For those that don't get it, it's a Simpons reference.)

 

[hazeleyes80]

I wouldn't want to hear anything during surgery. I'd prefer to be under anesthesia.

 

[Kiwicee]

Well personally I would never want to hear anything anyway, because if I could hear, that would mean I was alert and could feel everything.

 

[eturner74]

lol

 

[godisgr8]

lol

 

[oy!]

lol

 

[shakingthedustoffmyfeet]

"Uh oh. I forgot to scrub in."

 

[Spectre01]

LOL!!! Good ones

 

[KnowBeDo]

• I thought you said the LEFT one!!
• Wanna see something funny?
• ..no, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night.
• Doctor. Doctor!, DOCTOR!?!
• I wish I hadn't eaten that last burrito.
• YOU'RE FIRED!!!

 

[Kiwicee]

I don't know if this one has been posted but...

"Can you stop that thing from beating...it's throwing off my concentration!"

 

[god4us]

• Oops!
• Has anyone seen my watch?
• Come back with that! Bad Dog!
• Wait a minute. If this is his spleen, then what's that?
• Hand me that ... uh ... that uh ... thingy
• There go the lights again ...
• Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
• Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
• What do you mean, he's not insured?
• FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

lol

 

[TheMainException]

I think I'd die If my doc said that!

 

[KnowBeDo]

Who ordered the pastrami on rye?

 

[Jebediah]

"Hey! Wow! Where'd that thing go? Keep track of that thing, we might need it later!"

 

[KnowBeDo]

*smack* I should've had a V-8