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<blockquote data-quote="ZiSunka" data-source="post: 11933" data-attributes="member: 405"><p>This one is not theologically correct, but it's funny anyway, so here goes:</p><p></p><p>A man died and went to the pearly gates where he met with St. Peter. Saint Peter says, "I don't know where to send you since you claimed to be a Christian, but didn't live like one. I'll tell you what, I'll let you sample heaven and hell and you can decide for yourself where you want to spend eternity." So he points to an elevator and says, "Get on that elevator and it'll take you to heaven for a few minutes and to hell for a few minutes, then you come back and tell me what you decide."</p><p></p><p>The man gets on the elevator and presses the "down" button, figuring that he'll see hell first and get it out of the way. When the doors open, he sees this great party going on, dancing, gambling, sin of all sorts and all of it fun. The man really loves what's going on and says, "This is what I dreamed of my whole life. I want to stay here in hell!"</p><p></p><p>So he gets on the elevator again and presses the up button and it stops again at the pearly gates. The man runs out to St Peter and says, "I want to go to hell! I want to go to hell!"</p><p></p><p>St Peter says, "Are you sure?!? Did you like it better than heaven?!" The man says, "I didn't even go to heaven, I loved hell so much!" So St Peter writes in his book and says, "Okay, off to hell you go, but remember, once you get in that elevator this time, there's no going back. You have to go to hell and stay there." The man says, "That's what I want; to stay there forever!"</p><p></p><p>So he gets on the elevator and this time, there is no "up" button, and the car descends into hell. When the doors open, hell is completely pitch black and cold as, well, hell. He peers out the door and says, "I don't know where I am. This can't be hell, it's so different than last time."</p><p></p><p>Satan steps out of the shadows and with a great, evil laugh says, "That was sales. This is customer service."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ZiSunka, post: 11933, member: 405"] This one is not theologically correct, but it's funny anyway, so here goes: A man died and went to the pearly gates where he met with St. Peter. Saint Peter says, "I don't know where to send you since you claimed to be a Christian, but didn't live like one. I'll tell you what, I'll let you sample heaven and hell and you can decide for yourself where you want to spend eternity." So he points to an elevator and says, "Get on that elevator and it'll take you to heaven for a few minutes and to hell for a few minutes, then you come back and tell me what you decide." The man gets on the elevator and presses the "down" button, figuring that he'll see hell first and get it out of the way. When the doors open, he sees this great party going on, dancing, gambling, sin of all sorts and all of it fun. The man really loves what's going on and says, "This is what I dreamed of my whole life. I want to stay here in hell!" So he gets on the elevator again and presses the up button and it stops again at the pearly gates. The man runs out to St Peter and says, "I want to go to hell! I want to go to hell!" St Peter says, "Are you sure?!? Did you like it better than heaven?!" The man says, "I didn't even go to heaven, I loved hell so much!" So St Peter writes in his book and says, "Okay, off to hell you go, but remember, once you get in that elevator this time, there's no going back. You have to go to hell and stay there." The man says, "That's what I want; to stay there forever!" So he gets on the elevator and this time, there is no "up" button, and the car descends into hell. When the doors open, hell is completely pitch black and cold as, well, hell. He peers out the door and says, "I don't know where I am. This can't be hell, it's so different than last time." Satan steps out of the shadows and with a great, evil laugh says, "That was sales. This is customer service." [/QUOTE]
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