A funny joke.

[APY]

There was this great architect, he was so good, that he didn't have any thing left after he had finished a project. No nails, or paint, or mortar, or tile, or brick, nothing. So, he was walking around his latest creation, and he saw a brick, laying on the ground. He became so enraged that he grabbed it and threw up in the air. That's the end of the first half. Tell the first half at breakfast, and the second at lunch or dinner. Or you could tell it all at once, most people guess incorrectly when you tell the whole thing in one block.

Second half: There was this lady, with her pet monkey, on a plane. This monkey was her life long friend and she just couldn't put it in a cage and stick it in the cargo hold. There also was a man sitting next to her smoking. The lady turned to the man and said, "Sir, could you put out your cigar, it's disturbing my monkey." The man bluntly replied, "No." The lady sat for a minute, thinking and said, "Sir, if you don't put out your cigar, I'll throw it out the window." The man replied, "If you throw my cigar out the window I'll throw your monkey out the window." The lady sat in thought again, and thought, "Nobody could be that cruel, to kill an innocent animal." So, the lady grabbed the cigar, and threw it out the window. The man turned and grabbed the monkey, and threw it out the window. The lady became depressed, that was her pet monkey, her companion, her friend! Well the plane landed, and the lady came off the plane crying. She looked over at the wing of the plane, and there was the monkey! What was the monkey holding?










The brick.

 

[Shiversblood]

That joke is very oldz.

 

[SumSam]

It's old all right, but if properly told and timed, it's a riot!

 

[jesuspickedmeup]

here is one
A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young Blonde declared, "Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair ofshoes for free!" "The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, "Well little lady, why don't you go on and give it a try?"
The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator.
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he spots
the same young woman, standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand. As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot gator
swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the Blonde takes aim, shoots the creature and hauls it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were seven (7) more dead gators, all lying belly up. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The Blonde struggles mightily, and manages to flip the gator onto its back. Rolling her eyes heaven ward, she screams in frustration, "CRAP! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!"

 

[Noddy22]

Moses and Jesus were part of a threesome playing golf one day. Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. The ball landed in the fairway, but rolled directly toward a water trap. Quickly Moses raised his club, the water parted and it rolled to the other side, safe and sound.

Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a nice long one directly toward the same water trap. It landed right in the center of the pond and kind of hovered over the water. Jesus casually walked out on the pond and chipped the ball right up on to the green.

The third guy got up and sort of randomly whacked the ball. It headed out over the fence and into oncoming traffic on a nearby street. It bounced off a truck and hit a nearby tree. From there, it bounced onto the roof of a shack close by and rolled down into the gutter, down the drainspout, out onto the fairway and straight toward the aforementioned pond. On the way to the pond, the ball hit a little stone and bounced out over the water and onto a lily pad, where it rested quietly. Suddenly, a very large bullfrog jumped up on a lily pad and snatched the ball into his mouth. Just then, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the frog and flew away. As they passed over the green, the frog squealed with fright and dropped the ball, which bounced right into the hole for a beautiful hole in one.

Moses turned to Jesus and said, "I hate playing with your Dad."

 

[H2Row]

Brilliant! I wonder if this is what heaven is like?