A Few Funny Jokes>>>enjoy

[TheWakeUpCaller]

Department store

A woman walked up to the manager of a department store."Are you hiring any help?"She asked.
"No," he said. "We already have all the staff we need."
"Then would you mind getting someone to wait on me?"she asked.


Employment found

A guy came home to his wife and said "Guess what! I've found a great job. A 10:00 A.M. start, 2:00 P.M. finish, no overtime, no weekends, and it pays $800 a week!"
"That's great," his wife said.
"Yeah, I thought so too," he agreed."You start Monday."


Turtle

Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.


Simple rule
Do not throw bricks straight up.

 

[Ticket]

 

[starburstluver]

lol

 

[starburstluver]

i like them

 

[starburstluver]

very funny i really like the one about the job and the husband says you start monday lllllloooooollllll

 

[ciscokid]

the turtle one was a classic

 

[heatha]

Very funny. Frankly, I never heard the turtle joke before, but thank you for sharing!!

 

[jesusxchick]

lol, the deparment store joke is funny

 

[BuzWeaver]

Heh

 

[jonpantomime]

nice.

 

[silverdawn]

 

[TheWakeUpCaller]

 

[shauncar]

Ha Ha

 

[starburstluver]

wait iwas already here no wonder it sounded familar it was still funny

 

[TheWakeUpCaller]

wait iwas already here no wonder it sounded familar it was still funny

 

[darcside]

i don't get the first joke.

 

[TheWakeUpCaller]

i don't get the first joke.

she was making a point that if they had plenty of help, someone should be helping her.;

 

[madetoworship]

Great jokes, god bless

 

[CoolSoccerDude]

hello!!

 

[CoolSoccerDude]

cool jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11