A drunk wakes up in the bottom of a deep dark hole.
Someone walks by outside, he holler out for help. The person stops and it's a politician. The drunk asks for help. The politician promises to ban holes if elected and to subsidize ladder sales. The drunk thanks him for trying, the politician leaves him a hand bill to post in case there are anymore voters in the bottom of the hole. The politician moves on and the drunk is again alone.
Next a psychiatrist walks by and the drunk calls out for help. Were you born there or did your parents put you there asks the psychiatrist. They talk for a while and the drunk feels a bit better about being in a hole, the hour is up though and the psychiatrist moves on. He is scared and alone.
Next a recovered alcoholic walks by and the drunk calls out for help. The recovered alcoholic instantly jumps down into the hole with the drunk. The drunk exclaims; "what the hell did you do a fool thing like that for? Now we're both down in this hole!" The recovered alcoholic simply responds; "That's OK, I've been here before,..... and I know the way out."
Someone walks by outside, he holler out for help. The person stops and it's a politician. The drunk asks for help. The politician promises to ban holes if elected and to subsidize ladder sales. The drunk thanks him for trying, the politician leaves him a hand bill to post in case there are anymore voters in the bottom of the hole. The politician moves on and the drunk is again alone.
Next a psychiatrist walks by and the drunk calls out for help. Were you born there or did your parents put you there asks the psychiatrist. They talk for a while and the drunk feels a bit better about being in a hole, the hour is up though and the psychiatrist moves on. He is scared and alone.
Next a recovered alcoholic walks by and the drunk calls out for help. The recovered alcoholic instantly jumps down into the hole with the drunk. The drunk exclaims; "what the hell did you do a fool thing like that for? Now we're both down in this hole!" The recovered alcoholic simply responds; "That's OK, I've been here before,..... and I know the way out."
