A couple of good ones.

[Xtra]

A pastor was going 60 in a 55 mile zone, and was stopped by a cop. When the cop approached, he wanted to avoid a ticket. So he said, "Forgive others, as the Lord has forgiven you."

"Go thou and sin no more," the cop replied, handing him his ticket.

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An athiest was walking, when he tripped and went over a cliff. Fortinretly, he was able to grab onto a piece of rock.

He looked down at the jagged rocks below him, then called up, "If there's a God up there, save me."

"I am here," God replied. "Just let go of the rock and trust me."

The atheist thought for a minute, then said "Is there anyone else up there?"

 

[notanordinarygirl]

Lol! I like the second one best, but just so you know, it applies to Christians too!

 

[gwenevere]

Good ones!

 

[brother brian]

A pastor was going 60 in a 55 mile zone, and was stopped by a cop. When the cop approached, he wanted to avoid a ticket. So he said, "Forgive others, as the Lord has forgiven you."

"Go thou and sin no more," the cop replied, handing him his ticket.

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An athiest was walking, when he tripped and went over a cliff. Fortinretly, he was able to grab onto a piece of rock.

He looked down at the jagged rocks below him, then called up, "If there's a God up there, save me."

"I am here," God replied. "Just let go of the rock and trust me."

The atheist thought for a minute, then said "Is there anyone else up there?"

like the 2nd 1 2

 

[IceMagic]

lol

 

[AnnaBanana]

Lol! Those are funny. I have one but it's short.

Question: Why couldn't Cain please his father?

And the answer is: Because he just wasn't Able!

 

[val5662]

Good one ( two )