One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church
needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully
consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that
whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns.
After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down
and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in offering.
He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his
congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person
who placed the money in the plate.
A very quiet, elderly, saintly lady all the way in the back shyly
raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front.
Slowly she made her way to the pastor.
He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and
in thanksgiving asked her to pick out three hymns.
Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed
to the three handsomest men in the building and said, "I'll take him
and him and him."
needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully
consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that
whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns.
After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down
and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in offering.
He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his
congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person
who placed the money in the plate.
A very quiet, elderly, saintly lady all the way in the back shyly
raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front.
Slowly she made her way to the pastor.
He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and
in thanksgiving asked her to pick out three hymns.
Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed
to the three handsomest men in the building and said, "I'll take him
and him and him."
good'n!
