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a christian goes into a bar to break the ice and get to know the people there for the purpose of sharing Jesus somehow with them. he goes up to the bartender and says, "hey, you want to hear a funny blonde joke?"

the bartender looks at him and starts to tell him about the different types of people in there. "aside from myself being blonde, you see that angry looking guy over there with the blonde hair? well he's a marine and carries a concealed pistol."

"you hear that blonde woman over there in the corner singing karaoke, and the blonde haired man sitting in the front whose had too many beers?"

"that's billy. he's the leader of the hell's angels here in town and that's his girlfriend. so let me ask you, do you really want to share your joke?"

after pausing a moment, the Christian answered, "on second thought, no, none of you would understand it anyway.":crossrc:
 

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a christian goes into a bar to break the ice and get to know the people there for the purpose of sharing Jesus somehow with them. he goes up to the bartender and says, "hey, you want to hear a funny blonde joke?"

the bartender looks at him and starts to tell him about the different types of people in there. "aside from myself being blonde, you see that angry looking guy over there with the blonde hair? well he's a marine and carries a concealed pistol."

"you hear that blonde woman over there in the corner singing karaoke, and the blonde haired man sitting in the front whose had too many beers?"

"that's billy. he's the leader of the hell's angels here in town and that's his girlfriend. so let me ask you, do you really want to share your joke?"

after pausing a moment, the Christian answered, "on second thought, no, none of you would understand it anyway.":crossrc:
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