A baptist deacon had advertised a cow for sale. "How much are you asking for it," inquired the buyer. "A 150 dollars" said the deacon. "And how much milk does she give a day?" asked the buyer. :4 gallons a day" he replied. "But how do I know she will actually give that amount?" asked the purchaser. "Oh you can trust me I am a Baptist deacon". said the man. "I will buy it" said the purchaser "I will take the cow home and bring the money back later. You can trust me I am a Presbyterian elder." When the deacon arrived home he asked his wife "What is a presbyterian elder?" "Oh," she said, "a pres elder is the same as a baptist deacon." "O dear I have lost my cow" groaned the deacon.
-
Starting today August 7th, 2024, in order to post in the Married Couples, Courting Couples, or Singles forums, you will not be allowed to post if you have your Marital status designated as private. Announcements will be made in the respective forums as well but please note that if yours is currently listed as Private, you will need to submit a ticket in the Support Area to have yours changed.
A baptist and a presbyterian:
- Thread starter Spclone34
- Start date
