20 Blessings For One Liners

[Sunnie Rose]

Two Posts Per Person Only!

Your One liner can be a funny, a proverb, something profound, a come back, or something enlightening!

Game over at the bottom of page 7

Blessings will be given out then!

Have fun and thanks for Playing!

Game Over..... Thanks For Playing !

 

[rubberchicken007]

a wise guy once said "he who stands on toilet is high on pot"

 

[rubberchicken007]

hows that for a proverb? lol

 

[HolierThanThou]

So this priest walks into a bar.... ouch.

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I'm precious.

 

[VT_Boy]

ahhhhh make it stop please make it stop!!!!!!!

the bible says we should be as wise as serpents but as harmless as doves.

 

[CharlieGee]

we can ALL FLY as HIGH as the DREAMS we DARE to live....... unless we are a CHICKEN

 

[ZeroXero]

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned: couldn't concentrate.

 

[ctay]

The early bird gets the worm



I'm sorry I know its awful

 

[Latreia]

The early bird gets the worm



I'm sorry I know its awful

What she really meant to say: "The only worm gets the bird"

 

[Latreia]

It's not who you know that counts, but what you know about them.

 

[Latreia]

Is it a Henny Youngman gene?

Update: This was the last of too many posts with one liners, I just got carried away, pm'd the moderator to delete them. Sorry.

 

[Northern Light]

If you were arrested for being a christian, would there be enough evidence to convict you?

 

[Northern Light]

Life isn't about how many breaths we take, it's about the moments that take our breath away...

 

[crazeepraze]

If God Brings you TO it.....He'll bring you THROUGH it!

 

[Melody Joy]

If God closes one door, he'll open another.
(But how did the door get opened in the first place?)

 

[raihna]

Be Your Self An Original Is Better Than A Copy...

 

[justwondering8855]

You have never experienced true relaxation until you have experienced the ultimate in stress. (original one-liner)

 

[justwondering8855]

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

 

[Joy_Everlasting]

You are not your feelings.

 

[Joy_Everlasting]

There's always more to say, I just don't say it.