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Hay guys yesterday june 21, I won first place in nomination of best homepage..

Hay guy Bless you all, check it I made it to my next Job and getting paid.. lol:clap: :hug: :kiss: I'm a monk!!!!!!!!!!

Hay guys I made it to my next job I'm a soldier

Look guys I did it:clap: , I got a private thanks to beehoney check it beehoney got it wow, thank and bless you girl now I gonna grow now that I know how to do it.. greattttttttttt Betsy:wave: :D

Sally jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?" The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it." Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer...

There once was a man named Soul who was walking in a garden. He was whistling a real sweet tune; for he was saved and had the Joy of the Lord, but he was a baby Christian. As Soul was walking, a beautiful and seductive woman came out from behind a tree. Soul was very startled. He said, "Hello...

A man went to a barber shop to have his hair and his beard cut as always. He began to have a good conversation with the barber who attended him. They talked about so many things and various subjects. Suddenly, they touched on the subject of God. The barber said: "Look man, I don't believe that...

FOREST GUMP The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed and Forest approaches the Gatekeeper. St. Peter says, "Well, Forest, it''s certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you...

Three men were on the first tee box waiting for the group in front of them to clear so that they could tee off. A fellow walked up and handed one of them a business card that said, "I cannot speak. Would you mind if I joined your threesome?" The reader thought briefly, handed the card back...

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, your pet has passed away." The distressed owner wailed...

:priest: Two little brothers were always in trouble in the town they lived in. The parents decided the only thing to do was to have the new Priest in town talk to them. The Priest agreed but he said, only one at a time. So Billy went first. The Priest walked into the room where Billy...

A guy arrives at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted. St. Peter is reading through the Big Book to see if the guy's name is written in it. After several minutes, St. Peter closes the book, furrows his brow, and says, "I'm sorry, I don't see your name written in the Book." "How current is...

Ladies: You're on a bad date when... You order a Double Whopper and he says, "Hey, my name ain't Rockefeller, honey." He's been on Geraldo once and Jerry Springer twice. He seems to know an awful lot about your banking habits. Your dinner reservations are under "Loser, party of 2." Calls to...

Ladies: You're on a bad date when... You order a Double Whopper and he says, "Hey, my name ain't Rockefeller, honey." He's been on Geraldo once and Jerry Springer twice. He seems to know an awful lot about your banking habits. Your dinner reservations are under "Loser, party of 2." Calls to...

I was listening to a lady who called a radio pastor. The pastor was a wise, grandfatherly gentleman who has that calm reassuring voice that can melt all fear. The lady, who was obviously crying, said, "Pastor, I was born blind, and I've been blind all my life. I don't mind being blind but I...

While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently, his five-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and...

:wave: Isn't it amazing how God works in our lives! On a Saturday night several weeks ago, this pastor was working late, and decided to call his wife before he left for home. It was about 10:00 PM, but his wife didn't answer the phone. The pastor let the phone ring many times. He thought...

After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided to become a minister when I grow up." "That's okay with us, but what made you decide that?" "Well," said the little boy, "I have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be...