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I am looking for some people to proofread my new book as I write it. It's a sci-fi (my first attempt in this field) so I would like to know what fans of the genre think. They will only be privy to first drafts and all comments and critique, good or bad are welcome :) Just reply to this thread...

I am not sure I am posting this under the correct place...so if not please forgive me. So here goes my question... Is there such a thing as too much religion? I am talking about the people who end up not living their day to day lives...living only for the Word (of whichever God they believe in)...

Qantas Airlines: Repair Division In case you need a laugh: Remember, it takes a college degree to fly a plane but only a high school diploma to fix one. After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "Gripe Sheet" which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The...

A manufacturing plant was in full swing one day. The company's massive machine was humming along, taking in the raw materials at one end and churning out the finished product at the other. All of a sudden, the machine stopped and ground to a halt. Workers climbed all over it like ants to...

Some churches are more fun than others. Believe it or not, these actually appeared in various church bulletins: 1. This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptised at both ends. 2. Tuesday at 4PM there will be an ice cream...

An old man lived alone in Texas . He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Clemence, who used to help him, was in Prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament. "Dear Clemence, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I...

There's always one. This has got to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help...

Voices I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?" I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!" And the other guy says: "So...

Children's science exam answers. Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and...

This isnt a joke, this really happened when I was in line to check my luggage at the airport on my way from Johannesburg (South Africa) to London. Standing in front of me, checking his luggage was man in a very fancy suit throwing a tantrum, insulting the poor man behind the counter...

A new fad amongst the younger people here in my country for a while has been these Bibles that someone has already interpereted for them. The Bible comes out with an explenation at the bottom of each page that interperets the meaning behind the words. My question is this...is this a good idea...

Hi, my name is Jacques and I come from South Africa. I am 24 (25 in december) and I an Opera singer (different I know :P). I am not English, so please excuse mistakes in spelling and grammar. :). Dont know what else to add :P

Dont know if this has been told, but here goes. Jesus and Moses are playing a round of golf up in Heaven. Just before teeing off on the first hole, a 3rd man came along and asked if he could play along. Both agreed. Teeing of first, Moses struck his ball and it looked like it was going...