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I was going to cook alligator for dinner but realized I only had a crock pot.

Words of wisdom for today: Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

:wave: It's ☀️ and 71 degrees here now.

Have you ever woken up to find yourself standing somewhere else in your house? It happened to me the other night. Well I guess I was half asleep and I was on my to the bathroom and found myself dreaming that someone else was possessing my body. It was really weird. I've walked in my sleep...

On a bitterly cold winter morning, a husband and wife in Dublin were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snow ploughs can get through."...

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I was in Home Depot and some smart mouthed kid called me an old goat…so, if your kid is missing, he is in a red LG dryer in aisle 17.

Thank you! But I'm glad it's over.

It's actually chocolate chip cookie day. So, go eat one today. I already had mine when my brother and I went out to lunch for my birthday. :cookie::cookie:

Have you been watching the Olympics? Most of the events are shown in the middle of the though. I guess that's what happens when the games are on the other side of the world .

We're supposed to get a cool down, too. It will be nice.

I'm ready for fall. :fallenleaf::mapleleaf:

It's 85 and very humid outside.

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If I were a billionaire I would own my own resort/retreat center in northern Michigan. Kinda like a getaway with a lot of things to do: an indoor water park, a spa, an exercise room, a game room, a nature trail, maybe a miniature golf course, tennis courts, conference rooms. If the resort is...

We usually don't see changes until late August or September either, but it seems to be early this year.

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When you go to the store on a hot and humid day you should go walk through the frozen food section. That'll cool you off instantly. I went through there a few times recently and got really cold. I was almost shivering. :bbrr:

I don't like it when it's muggy. Here right now it's 71 with low humidity.