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    "And then it is winter" FROM VERSIE LEE

    You know . . . time has a way of moving quickly and catching you unaware of the passing years. It seems just yesterday that I was young, just married and embarking on my new life with my mate. Yet in a way, it seems like eons ago, and I wonder where all the years went. I know that I lived them...
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    Historic Pictures of the Past

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    Clean Your Toilet The Fun Way

    1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will...
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    If This Doesn't Make You Laugh

    If this doesn't make you laugh........... There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband... for example... A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts...
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    Lipstick in Catholic School

    According to a news report, a certain private Catholic school was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine provided it was of a natural or neutral skin tone, but after they put...
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    Flower Show

    Two little old ladies, Dorice & Jackie were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The short one, Jackie leaned over and said, 'Life is so boring. We never have any fun any more. For $10.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that...
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    Getting more mature

    I very quietly confided to my best friend that I was having an affair. She turned to me and asked, 'Are you having it catered'? ========================================================= And that, my friend, is the definition of 'OLD'! Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to...
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    Husband Down in Aisle 5"

    A husband and wife were shopping in their local supermarket. The husband picked up a case of Budweiser and put it in their cart. "What do you think you're doing?" asked the wife. "They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans" he replied. "Put...
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    Little Girl On A Plane

    An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and He turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you...
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    The Israeli Dog vs. The Arab Dog

    The Israelis and Arabs realized that, if they continued fighting, they would someday end up destroying the whole world. So they decided to settle their dispute with an ancient practice: a duel of two, like David and Goliath. This "duel" would be a dog fight. The Arabs found the biggest, meanest...
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    Curtain Rods

    On the first day, he sadly packed his belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, he had the movers come and collect his things. On the third day, he sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining-room table, by candle-light; he put on some soft background music, and...
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    Gender Explanation

    A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. 'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la Casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.' A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'...
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    I Believe Most Can Relate To This One !!!!!!!

    Born 1930 - 1979 >>> >>> You definitely need to read the statement by Jay. Oh so true. >>> Those of You Born >>> 1930 - >>> 1979 >>> At the end of this Email is a quote of the month by Jay Leno.. If >>> you >>> don't read anything else, Please read what...
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    Italian Bank Robbery

    A hooded armed robber bursts into the Bank of Italy and forces the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door with the loot, one brave customer grabs the hood and pulls it off, revealing the robber's face. The robber shoots the guy dead without hesitation! He then looks...
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    A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K

    After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while ... Then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K." She asks ... "What does that mean?" He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous...
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    The Bacon Tree ~~~

    Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing the border into the United States, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says: "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk." "Is, Luis, eet sure...
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    2011 Idiot of the Year Awards

    Idiot Number One I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her...
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    The Plan!

    Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says 'I love New York ' in Arabic. You gotta love Robin Williams........Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin...
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    What is butt dust?

    What Is ButtDust?? What, you ask, is 'Butt dust'? What do you do or say, when an innocent child asks you something so innocent and they are so serious? Read on and you'll discover the joy in it! These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!! JACK (age 3)was watching his Mom...
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    Muslim students to leave the country

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