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    Forest Gump Goes to Heaven--The Real Story

    Forest Gump died and went to heaven. A beautiful, bright shining Angel met him at the Pearly Gates. The Angel asked, "And what is your name?" Forest replied, "My name is Forest. Forest Gump." The Angel said, "Well, Forest, before I can let you in, you must answer three questions. First...
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    Red-necks and tornadoes

    How is a red-neck and a tornado alike? Sooner or later they both end up in a trailer park.
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    Average Family

    The average american family has 2.5 kids. A boy, a girl, and a husband.
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    Mobile Home

    David K. Lewis 197x(?) Mobile Home $10K OBO (cash/bank check) Located in Pueblo, CO Available in a couple months-could be sooner if necessary. (I just saw this forum and thought I'd post my trailer with minimal details until I can give a more complete description. Because of the nature of my...
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    Give Some Advice

    In this thread you can freely give others gems of wisdom. Come on, don't keep your experiences to your self! My advice is: Don't play leapfrog with a rhinoceros.:cry:
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    newbie

    I have ADD. There's way too much sensory inpute here for me to focus long enough to figure anything out. HELP!:help: (Hey, that was easy enough.) How do I get aholt that atheist guy? He quotes Asimov. Something about not believing anything reason doesn't tell him, or something to that...
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