Elon the Fascist
Oh yeah, pretending that Elon was giving a Nazi salute. That was dumb. Also Elon's hoax about improving government efficiency by firing huge numbers of federal workers. That worked as well as tuning a car engine with a sledgehammer. Yes, I'm an equal opportunity hoax lister.
Anti-Hegseth Campaign
Yeah, you don't need to smear the man to demonstrate that he lacks credentials for being a defense secretary. Not that it matters. Even if all those rumors about him were true, he's still a perfect fit as Trump's Defense Department yes-man.
A "Maryland Man'
One side paints him as a dangerous gang member, the other side as a harmless victim of circumstances. How about we actually go through the judicial process before deciding whether he's guilty or not? I know, I know, hoaxes are more fun.
Whitewashing the Russiagate Scandal
And we keep dragging out that dopey conspiracy theory about Trump collaborating with Russia. Well, okay. Making a conspiracy theory about the conspiracy theory is only fair, I guess.
Sydney Sweeney's Good Jeans
Yep.
Smearing Charlie Kirk
There was a whole lotta crazy character smearing going on from both sides. Really, though, it was the MAGA overreaction that fueled the controversy. Most of us had no idea who Charlie Kirk was.
Excusing Leftist Violence
Yeah, it's strange how whenever one side is in power, the other side gets more violent. You never noticed that? You know, I'll bet you were excusing your side and didn't even realize it.
Democrat Lawfare? Never Heard of It
Ironic in that Trump made lawfare against his enemies one of his campaign promises. But sure, see my previous comment and extend it to lawfare.
War on SCOTUS
Trump excels at piling on work for the courts, and you ain't seen nothin' yet. 2026 is going to be a nightmare for judges across the country as the mid-term elections get moving. Enjoy!
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