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For those of you with little kids who may be concerned about Santa's progress, the NORAD Santa Tracker is now available to track Santa across the world.

Use this link:

Official NORAD Tracks Santa

www.noradsanta.org www.noradsanta.org

I can report that Santa is currently on schedule.

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Occams Barber said:
For those of you with little kids who may be concerned about Santa's progress, the NORAD Santa Tracker is now available to track Santa across the world.

Use this link:

Official NORAD Tracks Santa

www.noradsanta.org www.noradsanta.org

I can report that Santa is currently on schedule.

OB
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Something flew over my ship about 6 hours ago. (Local time is 6:30 am 25 DEC) Couldn't tell if it was Santa, an Iranian drone, or some satellite. Nothing on radar so we didn't do anything. I hear Santa has some good stealth technology and the countermeasures of the sleigh rival Air Force One.
 
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Aryeh Jay said:
Something flew over my ship about 6 hours ago. (Local time is 6:30 am 25 DEC) Couldn't tell if it was Santa, an Iranian drone, or some satellite. Nothing on radar so we didn't do anything. I hear Santa has some good stealth technology and the countermeasures of the sleigh rival Air Force One.
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If you focus in on Santa's sleigh, you'll see a continuous cloud of glittery stuff coming from what looks like a sack of gifts in the rear.

Don't be fooled - it's Santa's stealth counter measures specifically designed to confuse radar.

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Of course Santa needs stealth and countermeasures, because at some point he may need to fly near Yemen, and there's a group of people there who don't take kindly to people carrying cargo near them.
 
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