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The Blob That Will Eat Florida

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A vast sargassum blob is approaching the Gulf of Mexico. It will suffocate fish, take over the beaches, and consume all human life it encounters. Or at least it will make a big, stinky, slimy mess. Can Florida survive this imminent catastrophe? No boating. No fishing. No surfing! And no beach tanning. It might as well be the apocalypse for the tourism industry. Only mad science can save the state now.

 

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A vast sargassum blob is approaching the Gulf of Mexico. It will suffocate fish, take over the beaches, and consume all human life it encounters. Or at least it will make a big, stinky, slimy mess. Can Florida survive this imminent catastrophe? No boating. No fishing. No surfing! And no beach tanning. It might as well be the apocalypse for the tourism industry. Only mad science can save the state now.

Will anyone notice?
 
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