Why did God create Adam first?

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After God had created the Earth and the Sun, and all the plants and animals, He created Adam and let him wander in The Garden. After a time, God noticed that Adam was sad, so He went to him and asked, "Why are you so down? Have I not given you everything?". Adam replied, "No, I am very grateful, your creation is marvelous... But I am lonely." So God said to Adam, "Then I shall create for you a Woman. She will be beautiful in every way, she will hang on your every word and laugh at all of your jokes, she will satisfy all of your desires and never once will she complain about her duty to you." Adam was ecstatic, "That sounds wonderful! What will it cost me?". God answered, "An arm and a leg". To which Adam replied, "What can I get for a rib?"
 
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Because He didn't want to be lectured by Eve.

Enjoy:).

PS: Ladies, I hope you are not offended.

Because He knew His next effort would be much more complicated.
 
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