Your Story... No, Really.

NeoScribe

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I saw this on another website and I wondered how people here could manage.

The idea was that any story could be made to sound funy or ridiculous by laying down the bare facts. I wanna see how everyone's stories sound when presented with only the bare nessesities of the plot. So try it! Think about your story and lay it down in one or two sentences.

Examples: "Teenagers turn into animals to fight alien slugs." that would be Animorphs

"British orphan goes to school and saves the world with the power of love every year." That's Harry Potter.

"A farmboy with a laser sword, a princess, some criminals and robots defeat an evil empire a head honcho in the farm boy's father. Oh, and the Farmboy is psychic!" Do I really need to say what this one is?

And here's my contribution: A guy from the future gives fantasy beings WWI technology to fight facist-cyborgs while alien demons try to destroy both sides.

That's my story in a nutshell. So give us your shells and lets see how odd your story really is.
 

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A crew of a small mining barge is smuggling some contraband to the dwarf planet Eris. Before the Imperium Cruiser blasts them into space dust, they suddenly disappear from the entire Sol System. When the crew of the ship comes too, they find their vessel heavily damaged, and orbiting a gas giant, in an unknown part of space. Surrounding their vessel, within weapon's range, are several unknown classes of warships.

Given everything right now, I'm about to put this on the back shelf, by the "Suck" section.
 
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Crazed scientist turns his kid into a super-human baby, who grows up thinking his mother's an angel, who gives him the pwoer to destroy the planet to become a god. In the process, he kills a girl that sells flowers, but is eventually stopped by a group including a bar maid, a talking red dog, an airship pilot, a giant stuffed cat and a vampire. - FFVII

An inept soup machine repairman on a mining ship causes the crew to die, save to a slob who was put into stasis and his cat. 3 million years later, the slob emerges from stasis to find his cat has evolved and the inept repairman, his collegue, has been brought back to life as a hologram. - Red Dwarf

Two small people with hairy feet walk to a volcano to dispose of a magical piece of jewlery. - LotR
 
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Jesus_Luvs_techies

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A cyborg and a hologram find a giant circle in outer space and fights zombies, little Aliens with gas masks, and a little robot that likes to float around and do nothing while the cyborg does all the work. -Halo

two guys in suits fight a giant cockroach over a little orb on a cat collar- Men in Black
 
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Uphill Battle

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A man unjustly convicted of crimes uses tax law, girlie posters and a bible to escape prison and bring the corrupt warden to justice -Shawshank Redemption

mentally retarded man deals out justice using a farm tool to save a young boy from his domestic horror -Swingblade

Scottish peasant splatters many a brain on the way to heroic martyrdom. -Braveheart

and my stories:

Adam discovers from God why Man is the most special of all God's creation.

Man faces martyrdom following that of his elder brother due to computer program.

a demon wonders if his leader is really all he's cracked up to be after viewing the crucifixion.
 
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