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Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a
lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor...
Follow the instructions to find your new name.
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain
Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave
Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names......
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:
a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup
d = cookie e = crusty f = greasy
g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim
j = stinky k = flunky l = bootie
m = pinky n = zippy o = goober
p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy
s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey
v = queezy w = oprah x = skipper
y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your new last name:
a = apple b = toilet c = giggle
d = burger e = girdle f = barf
g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie
j = monkey k = potty l = liver
m = banana n = rhino o = bubble
p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard
s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken
v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu
y = goat z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your new last name:
a = head b = mouth c = face
d = nose e = tush f = breath
g = pants h = shorts i = sneakers
j = honker k = butt l = brains
m = tushie n = biscuits o = hiney
p = chunks q = toes r = buns
s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles
v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = brains z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. William Jefferson Clinton is Bootie Liverbiscuits.
Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults
laugh an average of 4 times a day.
Put more laughter in your day
silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a
lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor...
Follow the instructions to find your new name.
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain
Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave
Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names......
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:
a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup
d = cookie e = crusty f = greasy
g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim
j = stinky k = flunky l = bootie
m = pinky n = zippy o = goober
p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy
s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey
v = queezy w = oprah x = skipper
y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your new last name:
a = apple b = toilet c = giggle
d = burger e = girdle f = barf
g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie
j = monkey k = potty l = liver
m = banana n = rhino o = bubble
p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard
s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken
v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu
y = goat z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your new last name:
a = head b = mouth c = face
d = nose e = tush f = breath
g = pants h = shorts i = sneakers
j = honker k = butt l = brains
m = tushie n = biscuits o = hiney
p = chunks q = toes r = buns
s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles
v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = brains z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. William Jefferson Clinton is Bootie Liverbiscuits.
Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults
laugh an average of 4 times a day.
Put more laughter in your day
