Recent content by Will Joseph

I pray the surgery will successful

I hope your back gets better soon.

The work environment sounds horrible. I'm sorry that you had to endure it and the antiChristian jokes. My dad speaks against Christianity, which is annoying. I can't imagine working in that environment.

I'm sorry to hear that you are struggling to cope with aloneness. I myself struggle with that sometimes too. I am a celibate who has never dated as well. Some people may avoid us for our christian beliefs. I am okay with being alone rather than within the company of sinners.

When I was a kid, my grandma used to touch my stuff while smiling and teasing me. I remember hiding from her when she did that. I think she did it to my brother too, even with us together. I don't think I told my parents. If I did, apparently they didn't do anything about it. I do remember...

Be honest. If you like to look at photos of women for hours, then you know what vote to cast. Just letting you know, those women probably aren't looking at photos of men for hours. Even if they are, those photos are probably of men who look nothing like us. Also, let me put on a wig and take a...

Yes, my cousin suggested Duolingo. I might try it. I was also conaidering the bible idea too. I have to make sure that I get a bible that's not in Old French though. I should try for a modern French bible or modern translation.

Instead of wasting my time with photos of women like a pervert, I'm actually going to put my time to good use and learn a new language. Does anyone have any advice or routine in learning a new foreign language? I'm trying to learn French. My cousin has also been learning French. She advised...

I think the expression is "nice guys finish last." I see no benefit in finishing first. "Yay, I won the race to get a new strand of Herpes!" Yeah, I'd gladly finish last in that race.

I think this is quite normal, especially through dating websites. In fact, I almost purchased a subscription recently but I didn't. And now that I think about it, I don't think that I'd ever want to pay money for a date. Sure, I can buy a date some dinner, but I will not use money to get me that...

There could be some issues with feeling needy for a wife. It's emotional and people can abuse a man's emotions. You will ask, "But aren't women emotional too and needy? How come they are allowed to be needy but I can't?" Well, women seem to get abused or preyed on a lot. So unless you want to...

A martian's hand went up Herpes' thighs without consent. Every day since then, Herpes has been going up, down, and all around that hand without consent. Hepatitis is a killer pizza courier: it always gets an extra dollar for not spitting in the pizza. Syphilis always acts kind for a kiss: it...

My golden retriever contracted herpes. My dog barked the terms of the contract. It was called lovesick. In modern times, it's called Gonorrhea.

A village decided to eat one of their members alive as part of a cannibalistic ritual. The sacrifice had Hepatitis. Big mistake. Love is blind. Its eyes got infected by Herpes.

Human papillomavirus runs a lottery. The prize is cancer. Neurosyphilis gets on your nerves. HIV is being sued for racism. It keeps targeting white blood cells.