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Recent content by SystemDown

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    Gore's son free on bail, faces drug charges

    Why am I experiencing Paris Hilton flashbacks?
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    Edwards's Hair Stylist Takes It From the Top

    Didn't hair stylist Cristophe charge Bill Clinton $600 for a haircut about 15 years ago? And now they're over $1,200! Talk about inflation! :D
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    Living on Cuban food ration isn't easy

    Uhm, Yakob Smirnoff, a Russian comedian, made that kind of joke famous. It's what Cesspool was referring to. Here ...
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    Doggone! Hilton's dog-food can sells for $305

    I dunno. It might be amusing to have something Paris Hilton once owned, even if it is a piece of trash ... although given Paris' proclivities, I'd probably feel safer having the CDC and a HASMAT team go over it first. But I certainly wouldn't pay that much for some, ah, "memorabilia" of Paris'...
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    Does any one draw?

    I teach jr. high art, so yeah, I draw all the time :)
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    Which Star Trek Movie do you like?

    You know, I'm maybe the only person who admits this, but I liked The Search for Spock, and thought The Voyage Home was ... eh.
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    Attorney: Convicted Killer Should Be Spared for Psychological Study

    We could cut the guy open and count the rings. Wait. Are we talking about the lawyer, or the pedophile?
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    Paris Hilton out of jail

    For the religious aspect of this story, I found it interesting that she's talking about having found God in jail ... but when Larry King interviewed her and asked her what her favorite Bible passage was, she couldn't name one. Yeah ... I'm kinda thinking she didn't really read it either. Not...
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    Hamas 'Mickey Mouse' killed off

    Well, Hamas TV HAD to get rid of the Islamic Mickey Mouse. They ran into a force MUCH more powerful than the combined Israeli, US, Russian, and Chinese miltary ... ...Disney lawyers!
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    Man Punches Fast-Food Drive-Through Woman Clerk For Her "Rudeness"

    This reminds me of a story that happened ... fifteen years ago, I think. Some guy at a Chuck E. Cheese was upset at the manager and started screaming at him because of some imagined mistake during his son's birthday party, and was yelling at the manager during the party. The manager motioned for...
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    Marvel Comics buries Captain America

    Ah, Goofy is Disney. No plans to kill him. The only way he could be killed is by using the Dip. Yeah, Roger Rabbit joke there ... Did you know there's plans in the works for a Green Hornet movie in the works?
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    Al Gore introduces 7 Point Pledge' to curb global warming

    I really loved Gore a few years ago when he was giving a speech on Global Warming ... during the middle of a snowstorm. We could stop global warming if we put a muzzle on every politician out there. The sudden reduction of hot air and useless gasses entering the atmosphere could restabalize...
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    Marvel Comics buries Captain America

    Cap will be back. DC did the same thing with Superman ... was it ten years ago? Something like that ... and he came back. In the comics, they already have a few ways to do so. Right now, there's the Skrull race, a bunch of shape-shifters who are rumored to have replaced a number of heroes. Cap's...
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    Major Study Reveals Overwhelming Bias of "Comprehensive" Sex Education

    I dunno, a kid who really thought men could get pregnant ... teachers aren't supposed to think there are kids beyond hope and education, but I think I lost my idealism that day :)
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    Major Study Reveals Overwhelming Bias of "Comprehensive" Sex Education

    The only thing I know about sex ed is that I will never teach it again if I can help it. In my district, this chore fell to the science teachers, and we fielded all sorts of bizarre questions from kids who thought they knew it all, but in reality... The final straw was the kid who seriously...
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