Recent content by imoss

I'd love to but I was out fishing and forgot my matches in the tackle box that got we when i caught a fish THIS BIG!! the striker is broke. Please gut my big fish, I'm squeemish

What I love to do is teach them all how to play shot gun chicken! tons of fun! and kills two birds with one stone, teaches them fire arms and also if you are lucky one may get hit and reduce the number of children you have to provide night snacks for. my husband is working out of town and a...

Buy 655 liters of extra Virgin olive oil heat to 103 degrees and fill the tub with it. Pray a blessing over it and soak in it for 4 days. It's getting chilly in here I don't want to leave my blankie to turn up the furnace.

Go purchase a torch and watch a YouTube video on how to properly strip in a patch using excessive heat. Or you could pay for my husband to fly down and do a patch for you. I of course would insist on accompanying him :). My dog won't come when called.

Rep :)

If I do it for you you will expect it and develop a sense of entitlement. Please transfer some money into my bank account... its getting low.

slosh 5 times daily with general household bleach. seriously though I'd swish with peroxide every 4 days or so (make sure you dont swallow any) and It works quite well plus I didnt get a cold for almost 2 years! I just had to pay $1400 for household propane... its still snowing and we are...

:D more reps!

HOW OH HOW did I miss this thread!!!!! REP X 5 & noting the peeps I'm repping rock.

Yiddish people.

Flint, tires and matches so you can get a job as fire starter in Rome. my husband is doing the dishes & I'm feeling guilty... what should I do?

Banned for not having a cheshire cat in your profile pic. now I should be banned for not googling how to spell cheshire...

I'd love to but I still have my studded winter tires on and am worried ill get fined in some us jurisdictions. I need a cankar sore remedy please help.

Banned for being too cheerful in the morning.

Your dog is obese and unrepentant. I think a day of fast would do him good. My banana's have turned, please bake something with them.