Here’s some weird and crazy stuff I read about Mormonism:
1. Jesus wasn’t born of a virgin, God had natural sex with Mary to impregnate Jesus.
Wrong
2. Jesus atoned for our sins in the Garden of Gethsemane, not on the cross
Both in Gethsemane and on the cross
3. The “Inspired” Joseph Smith translation of the bible is more correct than any other translation of the Bible
Wrong,
4. The Earth is a living entity that must also go through ordinances, death and exaltation. The Flood of Noah was the Earth’s baptism. The fire and burning at the 2nd coming will be the baptism by fire and immediately after, exaltation to a perfect sphere of glass
Something wrong with that?
5. Satan can read your thoughts so praying silently can help keep some of your secrets from him
Lol, where are you getting this stuff?
We pray publicly all the time, and we're encouraged to pray vocally.
6. God the father is only one of millions or endless Gods who are all basically relatives, fathers, brothers, grand-gods and so forth to our own God. If we’re worthy, we get to join the God club too.
Family is a beautiful thing
7. The Holy Ghost goes to bed at midnight, so all dates, sleepovers, or other activities by youth or single people need to end by midnight or else you won’t have protection or guidance against the temptations of the devil.
Lol
8. Jesus was supposed to come in the year 2000, but he didn’t.
No one knows when he's coming, where did you get that?
9. Once the prophet or brethren have spoken, the thinking has been done. Don’t question it.
No true
10. God is a resurrected, extra terrestrial, exalted human male who lives on a planet near a star called Kolob. See Book of Abraham, chapter 3 in Pearl of Great Price.
Well you believe God is an immaterial substance how crazy is that?