You can have a problem with that or not, as you choose. I don't have a problem with it at all - it's special pleading so can be rejected out of hand. Pretty much all the rest of your argument falls at that point.
"I have a problem with the idea that drawing random chance out over periods of millions of years makes it no longer random." So would I if that is what I said - but it isn't.
"I would prefer to believe in a God who is unfathomable to our minds because of His absolute power, knowledge, love, goodness" That is a very strange mindset. You want to believe something that is unfathomable. I find that just weird. As far as the goodness goes - well, I've read the Bible.
"How does it not represent order that the radioactive decay occurs at a rate that is measurably orderly?" - Because it's not possible to determine which atom within the radioactive substance will decay. Only that the half life decay will occur over a certain time frame. The actual decaying atom is chaotic.
"And actually, you say "no such witness exists" because it is only recorded by "one person," but there are actually 5 separate accounts of at least 12 people seeing Him after His resurrection, even if there is only one written record of the thousands of others. And we have the ongoing witness of the church that came about as a result of the word that was spread by these thousands of witnesses." No - there is the unknown author of Mark's account, copied and embellished by the unknown authors of the other Gospels. Even there, no original exists only edited copies. That's it. If that was the source material for any other belief system you'd laugh at it.
Do you know what a symbiotic relationship is? Yes I do - what's the point?
"The way cells are copied and replicated is also very orderly" Except when it goes wrong - eg cancer.
It has been shown many times that DNA mutations - upon which the entire theories of abiogenesis and evolution of all beings from single celled organisms are constructed - are completely random. And overwhelmingly negative Abiogenesis concerns how biology evolved from chemistry - DNA mutations don't come into it so that's false. Many mutations bring about negative consequences that's true - but so what? Only the positive mutations will likely survive to begat (a Biblicial word there) further offspring. Only the positive ones will last. It doesn't matter if 1,000 are negative and only one is positive, that's all it takes.
I'm still wondering how you ruled out those inter-dimensional aliens.
I'm sorry. I didn't realize that the attributes of God (eternal) aren't allowed in arguing. By God's very nature He is immortal and eternal. It doesn't matter what you label it. It's just as valid a claim for the origin of God as any claim you can come up with for the origin of the universe.
Just because which atom will decay is impossible to predict (at least for us) doesn't make it entirely chaotic. There is chaos, yes, but there's order within that chaos. If it were truly absolutely chaotic there would be no way to tell which atom will decay
and no way to predict how long the overall decay would take.
A symbiotic relationship requires two different parts for either to survive. So in order for symbiotic relationships to work, the two organisms would've had to "evolve" together in just they way they live now. The chances of that happening through the work of random mutation are so minuscule that it would be equally rational to claim that the whole process of "evolution" could occur in less than 2,000 years.
As far as the gospels, you
choose to believe that the other gospels copied the account of Mark's gospel because otherwise the similar accounts would be more evidence of their truth. That's not a fact.
If you could show any examples of these "positive mutations" you claim producing a more advanced species, perhaps you would have an argument. Then again, who's to say the positive ones will last anyway? Unless they give the mutated organism an extreme advantage and occur in more than one living organism at a time the chances of their survival beyond a single generation are extremely remote. That entire line of reasoning (that only the positive ones will last) is based entirely upon the idea that this
must be how all life evolved. There is no empirical evidence that "positive mutations" actually occur (despite thousands of experiments on insects), let alone survive to create new and improved species.
In fact, there's very strong evidence that negative mutations continue from generation to generation. That's why many issues (from things as innocuous as baldness to things as serious as heart disease) have been shown to be passed on genetically. At the rate that these "positive mutations" would supposedly occur, enough negative mutations would be seen that the species would entirely die out before a positive one got the chance to occur - let alone survive.
And keeping the "non-mutated lines" pure wouldn't work for that either, since studies also show that the more closely related you are to a sexual partner the more likely your offspring are to be born with mutations (particularly negative ones).
Also, when the copying of a cell goes wrong, it's still orderly. It's still the same process. It's just that there are errors. It's called death, and is a result of man choosing to defy God in the first place and choosing evil over God.
It's funny, superstitious people believed in abiogenesis before Pasteur disproved it. Now superstitious people believe in it again, but they add millions of years to the equation and say that makes it rational.
As far as the "aliens," even if they did exist, they still had to come from somewhere. At some point, either something or someone always existed or something came from nothing.