Is Eating Cookies Scriptural?

[Gregory Thompson]

 

[motherprayer]

The priest says you gotta eat the cookie to be saved ..

no comment .

There is really only one thing I can say to this.

"HEY! Where's the cream filling?!"

 

[Gregory Thompson]

There is really only one thing I can say to this.

"HEY! Where's the cream filling?!"

 

[dogs4thewin]

Why would it not be?

 

[Gregory Thompson]

Why would it not be?

Well each one thing is a sin .. to at least one person alive .

 

[ViaCrucis]

Verily, only the chips of cocoa may be consumed without sin. To consume the sugary snack made of oats and dried fruit of the vine is to transgress the commandments.

-CryptoLutheran

 

[Gregory Thompson]

Verily, only the chips of cocoa may be consumed without sin. To consume the sugary snack made of oats and dried fruit of the vine is to transgress the commandments.

-CryptoLutheran

 

[WisdomTree]

Thou shalt not consume cookies with its mother's milk.

 

[Gregory Thompson]

Thou shalt not consume cookies with its mother's milk.

good one!

hmm i wonder what the mother of a cookie looks like .. or even

where do cookies come from?

 

[WisdomTree]

good one!

hmm i wonder what the mother of a cookie looks like .. or even

where do cookies come from?

I think that's too R-rated for this thread...

 

[Gregory Thompson]

I think that's too R-rated for this thread...

i suppose .. *snap* .

 

[PerilousTimes]

Scratches head....

 

[motherprayer]

Scratches head....

Its okay. I don't understand me either

 

[PerilousTimes]

Its okay. I don't understand me either

 

[BluhdoftheLamb]

Especially with milk?

Very much so, yes:

Psalm 22:29 All [they that be] fat upon earth shall eat and worship

 

[WisdomTree]

Very much so, yes:

Psalm 22:29 All [they that be] fat upon earth shall eat and worship

Nuh uh! Deuteronomy 14:21 - "... Thou shalt not boil a kid in its mother's milk."

It's forbidden to eat cookies with milk!

 

[BluhdoftheLamb]

Well if having milk with cookies means you have to boil the kid in the milk first, I think that settles it and we can all agree that's right out, sack that idea. And here I thought I had it rough as a kid, what's this world coming to?

 

[WisdomTree]

Well if having milk with cookies means you have to boil the kid in the milk first, I think that settles it and we can all agree that's right out, sack that idea. And here I thought I had it rough as a kid, what's this world coming to?

Welcome to the 21st Century mate, where you'll miss the good ol' days...

 

[MoreCoffee]

Especially with milk?

I like silly topics

Three cheers for bickies and milk!

 

[WisdomTree]

I like silly topics

Three cheers for bickies and milk!

Thou shalt not interchange biscuits and cookies!