It is comical that you harp on my username an less than perfect photo-rendering of it. Big deal!
It's even more comical that you think misrepresenting Scripture while criticizing others based on your understanding of Scripture is something to make light of and treat as "big deal" as though it is of no import. If you are this far off the mark with a Scripture which is eminently plain, how far off the mark will you be with those that are not so plain and simple? And it matters very much when you profess to be criticizing others "based on the Word of God," when the primary example we have of your biblical interpretation is a username that goes against what Scripture says, I don't care how many laughing mice you post with your defense of it.
And so far it's a quite noticeable feature of every post you have entered so far, that you have yet to even "base one thing on the Word of God." It has all been your comments, belligerently declared as though they were actually true.
his issue with your profile pic is just plain stupid
Well, gee thanks for the vote of confidence, but I disagree. This has been pointed out before, that we are told that "Be diligent to present yourself approved to God, a worker who does not need to be ashamed,
rightly dividing the word of truth." That "rightly dividing" is correct interpretation and representation of Scriptural truth, and has a lot of applications and a lot of good, sound reasons for why one must be diligent. In this particular instance, an axehead had been borrowed and its borrower had lost the axehead from the handle, dropping it into the river. The prophet Elisha threw a stick in the spot, and this iron axehead came floating to the surface. As a miracle, it was a bit unusual.
The problem with the matter is, it is beyond comprehension to understand an iron axehead to float in such a manner. Given the scoffers and deniers that we have in our current time, it would be much simpler for someone to suggest (as is often done in regard to miracles) that an axe--particularly one with the long and large wooden handle like the one in the picture--could float by
natural means. I've read of the same thing being done to explain the parting of the Red Sea by an east wind, and the crossing of the Red Sea in "three inches of water" after the waters parted. But anyone familiar with the Word will know the response to such things. (1) If someone scoffing at this suggested a "floating axe," and the wood of the handle as the reason for it, I would point out that it specifically says axe
head. (2) The "east wind" explanation still doesn't explain how the waters "stood on either side of them in a heap," and that "heap" of water then fell in on the Egyptians. (And a "heap" is hardly "three inches.") (3) The Bible specifically says they crossed "on dry land," not in standing water.
Perhaps you and FloatingAxe can accept this level of interpreting the Word, but I beg to differ.