Oh yeah! *Cheat rubs his hands together excitedly* Time for the stimulus payment! Time to go to www.irs.gov to see if we qualify!
*Cheat opens Firefox and goes to www.irs.gov*Hm... ah-ha! Here it is: "Where's My Stimulus Package?" That's what I'm lookin' fer'!
OK, just enter my social security number here... uh huh... other stuff here... yep... okay! Time to see if we quali-- what the?!
I don't QUALIFY?! My income is too LOW?!
Okay Cheat, let's think about this rationally. Maybe your income is just too low?
What in the freaking-out world?! We did that! WE DID THAT!
Oh, the insanity...
Well, guess we have to call our *friend* the IRS about this tomorrow. Hope everyone else gets their stimulus packages easier than us.
Sincerely,
Your Friendly Neighborhood The Cheat
*Cheat opens Firefox and goes to www.irs.gov*Hm... ah-ha! Here it is: "Where's My Stimulus Package?" That's what I'm lookin' fer'!
OK, just enter my social security number here... uh huh... other stuff here... yep... okay! Time to see if we quali-- what the?!
I don't QUALIFY?! My income is too LOW?!
Okay Cheat, let's think about this rationally. Maybe your income is just too low?
What in the freaking-out world?! We did that! WE DID THAT!
Oh, the insanity...
Well, guess we have to call our *friend* the IRS about this tomorrow. Hope everyone else gets their stimulus packages easier than us.
Sincerely,
Your Friendly Neighborhood The Cheat
