When you are bored... write a story.

Once upon a time there was a chunk of cheese. It was cheddar cheese and it was the most desired cheese in all the land.
One day princess Suzie wanted some cheese, more specifically, cheddar cheese. So she ordered her servants to get her some cheese. They returned with the cheddar cheese.
Suzie ate the cheddar cheese on her toast, in her baked potato, in her scrambled eggs, on her pizza, in her macaroni, on her popcorn, and in a sandwich. She enjoyed it very much.
The cheese, cheddar to be specific, was no more.
The end.