mark & caty to the company chairmen and directors of some of our largest companies..
here is how to get yourselves to the back of a very long queue..
1/ install a voice recognition answer machine to serve your customers
2/ make sure your customers pay for the call.
now here is the clincher..
3/ make your automated system fast and confusing for the elderly..and do not provide an alternative telephone number for people with speech impediments..
FOR YOU THERE IS NOW AN ADDITIONAL GATE TO PASS THROUGH BEFORE JOINING THE ORDINARY SINNERS QUEUE..
IT IS AN UNMANNED GATE..IN FACT IT HAS ONE OF YOUR VOICE RECOGNITION TELEPHONE SYSTEMS INSTALLED...
WE CALL IT THE SOUL DESTROYING GATE.
YOU WILL FIND OUT WHY IF YOU DO NOTHING TO REMOVE THIS HURDLE FROM GODS PEOPLE..
here is how to get yourselves to the back of a very long queue..
1/ install a voice recognition answer machine to serve your customers
2/ make sure your customers pay for the call.
now here is the clincher..
3/ make your automated system fast and confusing for the elderly..and do not provide an alternative telephone number for people with speech impediments..
FOR YOU THERE IS NOW AN ADDITIONAL GATE TO PASS THROUGH BEFORE JOINING THE ORDINARY SINNERS QUEUE..
IT IS AN UNMANNED GATE..IN FACT IT HAS ONE OF YOUR VOICE RECOGNITION TELEPHONE SYSTEMS INSTALLED...
WE CALL IT THE SOUL DESTROYING GATE.
YOU WILL FIND OUT WHY IF YOU DO NOTHING TO REMOVE THIS HURDLE FROM GODS PEOPLE..
