Why did the chicken cross the road?
Fox Mulder: No government agency has jurisdiction over the chicken. The chicken is out there, Scully, and we will find it.
Dana Scully: There is a logical, scientific explanation for the chicken crossing the road. We need more evidence.
Walter Skinner: <teeth clenched> You've got 24 hours to find out why that @!!*@!@ chicken crossed the road!!!
CSM: <blows puff of smoke> There was no chicken.
Alex Krycek: Because he can't decide WHAT side he's really on.
Byers: It was trying to escape the most heinous and evil force of the twentieth century.
Langly: It was on its way to the grassy knoll, dude.
Frohike: <snapping a photo> I don't know, but she's hot.
Bill Mulder: It heard the words, and they made sense to it.... merchandise...fryer parts....
Mrs. Mulder: I have told you that I don't remember any chicken.
Mrs. Scully: I had a dream about the chicken being taken away....
Melissa Scully: The chicken needed to get in touch with its inner self, to find the light and the good. It was in a very dark place...
Bill Scully, Sr.: One day the chicken and I will be together again...
Bill Scully, Jr.: Dana, you spend too much time worrying about chickens... for HIM? You should be home with your family!
Queequeg: Woof! (translation: to avoid being eaten by Big Blue.)
Agent Pendrell: To get Dana a birthday present.
The Well-Manicured Man: It will cross the road in one of two ways....
Deep Throat: Mr. Mulder, they crossed the road a very long time ago. Trust no fowl.
X: The chicken is choosing a dangerous time to cross alone. The road is still out there, but it's never been more dangerous.
Marita Covarrubias: I don't know how much I can tell you about the chicken.... Oh yessssss, the chickenssssss. How much time do you have?
Jeremiah Smith: I can't tell you right now why the chicken crossed the road, but if you come with me, I'll show you....
The Mighty Morphin' Bounty Hunter: Tell me where the chicken is!
Section Chief Blevins: We trust that the chicken made the proper decision about crossing the road.
Fox Mulder: No government agency has jurisdiction over the chicken. The chicken is out there, Scully, and we will find it.
Dana Scully: There is a logical, scientific explanation for the chicken crossing the road. We need more evidence.
Walter Skinner: <teeth clenched> You've got 24 hours to find out why that @!!*@!@ chicken crossed the road!!!
CSM: <blows puff of smoke> There was no chicken.
Alex Krycek: Because he can't decide WHAT side he's really on.
Byers: It was trying to escape the most heinous and evil force of the twentieth century.
Langly: It was on its way to the grassy knoll, dude.
Frohike: <snapping a photo> I don't know, but she's hot.
Bill Mulder: It heard the words, and they made sense to it.... merchandise...fryer parts....
Mrs. Mulder: I have told you that I don't remember any chicken.
Mrs. Scully: I had a dream about the chicken being taken away....
Melissa Scully: The chicken needed to get in touch with its inner self, to find the light and the good. It was in a very dark place...
Bill Scully, Sr.: One day the chicken and I will be together again...
Bill Scully, Jr.: Dana, you spend too much time worrying about chickens... for HIM? You should be home with your family!
Queequeg: Woof! (translation: to avoid being eaten by Big Blue.)
Agent Pendrell: To get Dana a birthday present.
The Well-Manicured Man: It will cross the road in one of two ways....
Deep Throat: Mr. Mulder, they crossed the road a very long time ago. Trust no fowl.
X: The chicken is choosing a dangerous time to cross alone. The road is still out there, but it's never been more dangerous.
Marita Covarrubias: I don't know how much I can tell you about the chicken.... Oh yessssss, the chickenssssss. How much time do you have?
Jeremiah Smith: I can't tell you right now why the chicken crossed the road, but if you come with me, I'll show you....
The Mighty Morphin' Bounty Hunter: Tell me where the chicken is!
Section Chief Blevins: We trust that the chicken made the proper decision about crossing the road.
