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The LOLcat creed

We believes in teh one Ceiling Cat what pwns all
And maked teh ceiling & teh flor (but not Baby Jesus LOL u hairytick!)
Teh stuff u sees and the other stuff.

We believes in teh Boss Baby Jesus
(dere's only 1 of Him, too)
He's teh only boy kitteh of teh Ceiling Cat
Furever & ever teh offspring of teh Ceiling Cat
Cat of Cat, shiny of shiny, really Cat of really Cat
(But not made u hairytick LOL!)
He iz made of teh same stuff as Ceiling Cat
Ceiling Cat made all teh litterboxes and stuff with him.
To saves us
He came down say "Hai!"
With the Hovercat (more about him later)
And got borned by Mary without PENIS GOES WHERE?
And was a d00d.
Cuz of us
Poncus Pilot hunged him up bad
And it hurted a lot
And he got buriedz. Oh noes! No more Baby Jesus!
But wait 3 days and he's back--Hai Guyz!
4 the Bible tells me so
And he went back to the Ceiling
And he's coming back
And going all Judge Wapner on teh d00dz. Even the ded ones.

We believes in teh Hovercat (told u there's more)
Teh boss what makes us alive
Who comes from teh Ceiling Cat
(and maybe Baby Jesus, too)
U gots to respect him just like Ceiling Cat and Baby Jesus
When teh crazy old guys talk, its really Hover Cat
(thats it about Hovercat)

We believes in 1 clan of d00dz
An it's a good clan & it was from Baby Jesus' pals
And we only does a bath once to gets clean and not more (YAY!)
We's looking to respawn and get a better do-over.

Srsly.

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