I told my husband I wanted to do a blog here. I have never done one. Since he might come up in it, he felt he had something to say, and I agreed to two reasonable restrictions. One is that I will not give out any information that would serve to identify us, personally, for personal and professional reasons, and the other is that I not publish anything that could be served to identify any other person, like that fat and stupid Mary Ann Kopetsky-Smirnoff, who Sunday at the 10:45 at Blue Valley Presbyterian in Lenexa, Kansas rendered 'Amazing Grace' into something more like 'Pedestrian Legalism'. She also needs to see a pro about her hair, Oh, my, and that WARDROBE! I don't know how wearing an ostentatiously expensive clothing is supposed to improve her solo, but nothing really would have, nothing. Another example is he does not want me to describe details like the red-headed idiot in the yellow Mazda, license plate Missouri CA-8233233232, who cut me off at 7:41:22 on Rte 71 in the northbound lefthand lane at Bannister. Stuff like that.
So I am allowed to lie as much as I like. Well, I am Christian, a woman, an American, Presbyterian, and I live in a canary cage at the bottom of the ocean. At least one of those statements is false. I know I am a Christian. If I am not a woman, my dear husband will be very upset, so do not tell him, ok? If you use Genderhacker or other online gender detector tools to test this wild assertion of mine, you will find I sometimes post like a guy, sometimes like a girl, but mostly goofy. Too many years of technical writing by that nitpicking old man Wilson - I mean, a boss, unnamed, I used to have. Ahem. I THINK I am American. I have a US passport to prove it, but my dear husband would get all bent out of shape if I photocopied it and posted it here. That might also be illegal. Dunno. I am Presbyterian because that is where we go to Church. I don't know all the ramifications of that and I am still exploring it.
If you have reached this far you have read all the way through and I think you probably have too much time on your hands.
Love,
Tomi
So I am allowed to lie as much as I like. Well, I am Christian, a woman, an American, Presbyterian, and I live in a canary cage at the bottom of the ocean. At least one of those statements is false. I know I am a Christian. If I am not a woman, my dear husband will be very upset, so do not tell him, ok? If you use Genderhacker or other online gender detector tools to test this wild assertion of mine, you will find I sometimes post like a guy, sometimes like a girl, but mostly goofy. Too many years of technical writing by that nitpicking old man Wilson - I mean, a boss, unnamed, I used to have. Ahem. I THINK I am American. I have a US passport to prove it, but my dear husband would get all bent out of shape if I photocopied it and posted it here. That might also be illegal. Dunno. I am Presbyterian because that is where we go to Church. I don't know all the ramifications of that and I am still exploring it.
If you have reached this far you have read all the way through and I think you probably have too much time on your hands.
Love,
Tomi
